Category: Trail Announcements

Date: Thursday, May 7th Time: trail ready between 4-5pm Theme: 9th Anal German Sparkle Party Start Address: TBD upt & midcity (read description) Hare & Co-hares: RETARDIS, Conjugal Visitor Ja! It is again that time of year to pah-ty pah-ty. Just, ya know, from a safe distance. There will be two short trails, one located uptown, one in mid city. Clues to the start of each trail will be poated on Thursday when the trails go live around 4/5pmish. You have to figure out the locations from our clues. Keep an eye out for some sparkly trail treasure too. Please make Angela Merkel proud and don’t run trail in groups. … Continue ReadingTrail #713 – 9th Anal German Sparkle Party

Thursday, April 30, 2020 Hare: CUM muter ⚰️ Start: Irby Field Parking Lot in City Park, close to corner of Irby Avenue & Victory Avenue. Trail will be ready to solve by 9 AM!This is a dead lay with restrictions! No chalk talk!No beer near!BUT what we WILL have is 3.5 m of well laid awesomeness and an excuse for you to get outdoors and get some exercise! Circle on Zoom at 8:30 PM. Link will be posted on Thursday. Please limit it to 3 people solving trail at a time! Karens are watching, so please stick to this “rule”. … Continue ReadingTrail #712 – Miss Y’all

Theme: 7th Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under   Date: Thursday, April 23rd Bring: $1,200 ($2,400 for married couples earning less than $150,00), beer, sense of adventure, kush, Anzac Day pride, gamesmanship. Time: The trail portion of the hash will be open around 9:00am Thursday morning. Please limit your party to 3 or less people and post your start time in the FB thread to avoid overlap with other groups.  If you want to win the competition, you’ll probably knead to participate in this portion. Points are being earned and you are being judged. You need to be finished with … Continue ReadingTrail #711 – 7th Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under

Here is one trail that COVID can’t fuck up! It’s time for Voodoo’s anal celebration of all things virtual including gaming, learning, meetings, sex, and (last, but not least) reality. Join your hare at 7:00PM CST on Zoom (link below) for a Virtual Check Trail to keep you entertained (or at least more entertained than your fourth re-watching of the office). Each check on trail will be a mini-competition where you can earn a point. The hasher with the most points at the end of trail will be awarded a $25 donation to the bartender/restaurant GoFundMe/Venmo/whatever fund of their choice. … Continue ReadingTrail #710 – The 37th Anal Virtual Check Trail!

Happy Easter y’all. Anyone else feel like they’ve been stuck behind a rock? This week will be a geo-hashing trail! I have done the Lord’s bidding and hidden eggs around town. When trail goes live at 6pm, I will send out the coordinates of the eggs. Head to the closest egg location and start searching. When you find an egg, post a selfie with it, and the your location on the fb trail post. Found locations will be marked off as people post. Be sure to also use your favorite gps app to show us your route. Trail will be … Continue ReadingTrail #709 – Hide the Eggs!