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Hash Trash #175 – Noobs we are not

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Great job on the hash, Princess Lay Ya (Chocolate Dick) and Game Ovaries, for running us ragged through the Warehouse District, French Quarter, Marigny and almost Algiers (for the idiots who lingered and wondered if they should hop the ferry). I mean I never heard more hashers telling me that a night with you two would make them feel sooo sore.  Score! We definitely loved the Pac Man true trail, although it would have been cooler if you laid cherries or dead ghost for the taking.  Circle was interesting as we had a bigger turn out in the end thanks … Continue ReadingHash Trash #175 – Noobs we are not

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Note: I know Hash Trash has been lacking. That’s because we use to have a pretty decent hash scribe that went by the name of 8 lays a week. Unfortunately, her tits have shrunk and vagina has dried up and bitch can’t cum for shit anymore. Until I see her at a hash again, I will only refer to her as 0 lays a week. In the meantime, you get to enjoy my bad grammer and vulgarities. I gotta admit, when Puppy Love Machine said we were running in the East, I was so nervous you would have thought I … Continue ReadingHash Trash

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Hash Trash #160 – I never cum with Butt Sex

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First of all let me state…..Lakeshore Drive by UNO is probably not the best place to start and end a hash considering the 5-0 po-po close that street off at 9pm which a veteran resident of lakeview should know (cough cough Butt Sex cough cough) What a clusterfuck last night was.  We waited over an hour for the elusive Butt Sex to CUM, after all the talk of how AWESOME this lay would be and how we would experience Butt Sex like we never had before….he didn’t even show up! So we decided to stick with the only tried and … Continue ReadingHash Trash #160 – I never cum with Butt Sex

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Hash Trash #158 – Panties Panties Everywhere

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Okay so I’ve been a huge slacker. I’ve only been averaging about 3 lays a week…..oh yea and I haven’t been keeping up with my hash trash lately either. But don’t you worry it was only a tiny hiatus and now I’m back and it’s gonna be goood don’t you worry. Last Thursday’s hash was lacy, tightie-whitey, briefs, and boxers. Thankfully there were no Granny Panties….. Yup all you wankers took my threat seriously and everyone was out in full theme for Tidy Bowl’s Underwear Birthday Hash. Even Game Ovary made it ON TIME for once! We took off from … Continue ReadingHash Trash #158 – Panties Panties Everywhere

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Hash Trash – Pretty in Pink.

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So since this was probably 8 Lays double day she couldn’t make it to the hash. If you didn’t cum, or if you did cum you might not know that the trail was completely opposite of our hares, Long. Yes it was long and only I, a Virgin, and a few Just Wankers completed TT. To them I say whip it out (or stick “it” in for Just Sarah) and have a good ol time. Bumble Tard and Skin Whistle led us through old Metry and probably scared the shit out of some rich bastards. That might be why the … Continue ReadingHash Trash – Pretty in Pink.