VooDoo #94 – ASStrology Hash

Hares: Hobo Rodeo and Whole Lotta Cum When: August 13th, 6:30 pm Where: In the Neutral Ground across from the Mid-City Bulldog (5135 Canal Blvd.), after the bus terminals. Theme: Zodiac! Alright, wankies and gentlewanks, let’s all cum together to help celebrate Hobo Rodeo’s annual tooth-and-nail battle to stay on the right side of 30! Since this will be the last year before she sucCUMbs to the Dark Side, let’s all give her the moral support she needs by dressing in full Zodiac attire! Call it ‘Costume Therapy,’ if you will. There are TWELVE months to choose from, you lazy … Continue ReadingVooDoo #94 – ASStrology Hash

The VooDoo Red Skirt Run 2009

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time of year again! RED DRESS RUN Time! Helping to prepare you for Saturday’s red sea of insanity, your hares Fill Me Up and Pastor Bait-Her will be taking you on a run through the Marigny! Meet-up is at Washington Square – on the corner of Frenchmen and Royal at 6:30, and the hares will take off at 7. We WILL be stopping at several bars, so make sure you clowns bring some cash for the bar stops! You still need to bring your $1 and a six-pack ($6 if you just want to … Continue ReadingThe VooDoo Red Skirt Run 2009

VooDoo #92 – Who the Hell?

Heya kids, it’s your friendly local Pastor Bait-Her. Not only is this week’s hash is a mystery, but so is the hare! That’s right, a mystery hare! So, re-watch your old beat-up VHS copy of [insert your favorite mystery movie here], and come on out to the lakefront! Our hare (can we just go ahead and call him Mr. Body from Clue?) will even be bringing some gadgets for us to find at the checks, and the hashers who find them will be rewarded. And I promise that unlike the movie Clue, there won’t be three different endings. So, get … Continue ReadingVooDoo #92 – Who the Hell?

VooDoo #91 – Life’s a Be-ach, Then You Die!

Hare: Skin Whistle with Dry Hole (Virgin Lay!) Location: N.O. Surf Shop, 7722 Maple St. New Orleans, LA 70118 When: July 23rd, 7pm Grab your bikinis, and get ready to run! This beach-themed hash is Dry Hole’s Virgin Lay, and she’ll be doing it in a bikini! Fellas, this is no excuse either – so grab your old lady’s bikini top (preferably while she’s wearing it) and get going! Standard fare applies – $1 and a six-pack, bring a whistle and a flashlight.

3 More Named!

Awww, shit. Named hashers in the hizoooooooooooouse! Sorry about that, I promise it won’t happen again. I … I just don’t know what got over me. Oh, wait, yes I do – last night was a Hasher Naming Extravaganza! Ladies and gents, please allow me to re-introduce you to: Just Bea, now known as Udderly ReTiTulous: Just Brian, now known as Chum Dumpster: And, Just Olin, now known as Queef Meter: Here’s to fellow hashers, fellow hashers, fellow hashers …