Everything Butt Sex, Author at Voodoo Hash House Harriers

If you do not pay/register by Thursday March 24th, you will not be guaranteed gimmies. This includes patches, name tags, and other unnamed prizes. Bring your money to the hash NOW!!! Campout registration will remain $50.00 weekend rate up until the event. If you are planning on coming only for one day, the price is $30.00. If you already paid less you got a gift. The price should have been $30.00/day early and $35.00/day after today. I have had several questions regarding campfires. Fires on the ground are not and WILL NOT be allowed. Cocka Booty Boo made a great … Continue ReadingCampout & Pre-lube

Hash Events

Campout Info for all you wanks!

March 19, 2011December 20, 2011

1. The Campout event is Friday to Sunday. The grounds will open up on Friday after 12:00 noon. Kegs will be tapped around 3p.m. Dinner will be served around 5:30p.m. If you choose to come up early on that Friday, make sure you pack your own lunch and beverage until then. 2. If you bring a pet (the kind with four paws), you must have it on a leash, not teathered, and in control with the owner(s) at all times. No free roaming is allowed at any time. PERIOD!!!! All food, bowls for food and water, for your pet must be provided. The hash … Continue ReadingCampout Info for all you wanks!

Hash Trash

No Cunt Troll put it in my mouth, and it was awesome.

March 18, 2011December 17, 2011

Last night summed up New Orleans perfectly. We were in Clay Square Park, about to circle up when a cop shows. Cop: “Ya’ll can’t have beer in the park. The noise is fine. Can ya’ll just move out to the corner or the street, and drink?” I fucking love this city. We took the cop’s advice and hashed 13 extra blocks, moving us from 11th crappy ass Ward to the 10th. What we found out is that the 10th Ward (i.e. district for you foreigners) is rather a good spot to host a bunch of overgrown children who likes to … Continue ReadingNo Cunt Troll put it in my mouth, and it was awesome.

Random

St. Baldrick’s Annual Head Shaving For Children’s Cancer Research (FREE BEER)

March 12, 2011

Head, who said Head? Rivershack Tavern on River Road in Jefferson Friday, March 18; shavings beginning around 7p.m. There will be some free beer and it will be a NOH3 social I would like the Voodoo hash to please come and bring monies (whatever amount is fine) so that it can be pooled and donated to the event. NOH3 will be making an awesome heavty donation and although our hash doesn’t have as much monies, we can still show some group support. My lovely fiancee will be having his head and FINALLY his beard shaved along with some other shavees. … Continue ReadingSt. Baldrick’s Annual Head Shaving For Children’s Cancer Research (FREE BEER)

Trail Announcements

#181 – It’s good to be King!

March 9, 2011March 9, 2011

I know it’s late guys, but fuck you. It was Mardi Gras, and I was drunk. I know you guys have been living off of Popeyes, king cake, and that Purple Pussy shit from the Holiday Inn for the past couple of weeks. It’s time to get a good run in. Puppy Love is bringing us uptown. We’re meeting at Burger King by Ave Pub. I swear to sweet baby Jesus Puppy. If you end this hash in a neighborhood or a parking lot smaller than my scion, I will kick you in the Jimmy! on-on, Everything Butt Sex Hare: … Continue Reading#181 – It’s good to be King!