Author: Everything Butt Sex

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Hash Trash – I’m naked underneath

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Ya know for a Naked Theme, I surprisingly only saw one pair of tits the entire trail (thank you Lick A Lotta Cock, those are some Damn Good Tits). Even Enough Already was covered from head to toe! So last night Wax On Whacks Off and Just Aaron “Eyes up here” took us on a long predictably lay through Mid City and City Park area. I’m pretty sure Whacks off laid a similar trail on his virgin lay not tooo long ago if I remember correctly, that cemetery looked verrry familiar…. but with 8 lays a week who can remember … Continue ReadingHash Trash – I’m naked underneath

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#152 – It’s hot. Get Nekkid!

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The dog days of summer are here. And  if you remember the wise prophet Nelly once said  “It is gettin hot in heer (so hot) so take off all your clothes.” So I am heeding his advice and making you all do the same or drink for it. Acceptable clothing this week is something to keep those boys or them girls from flopping about, or enough to keep the 5-0 off your trail. Exceptions for shirts and other clothing will be made if this is your first time or if anyone has ever shouted “Enough Already” at you. So bring … Continue Reading#152 – It’s hot. Get Nekkid!

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Hash Trash – Good Reddance!

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For baby jebus sakes, some of you have been hashing for a god damn year. It’s ten fucking words. The song goes like this: ”Roll her over, oh so softly. Gently in the grass…”  Use the Googles for something other than wanking off if you’re still confused. If you missed last night, not only did you miss a cluster-fuck of songs, you missed a flurry of dilapidated red clothing running through and around Lake Vista. The one exception would be Lick a lotta Cock beer haring in an all white dress. Like all good TWOT, the run was short and fun. … Continue ReadingHash Trash – Good Reddance!

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#151 – Remnants of Red Dress

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A long, long time ago (well, 5 days ago), there was a litany of Red Dress events that most have participated in if not all. Soooo…What to do with that nasty red skirt, that ripped red lingerie, that smelly Nike shoes that reek of Bourbon Street’s piss, that dilapidated red fairy wings, that wilted red tutu, that vomit smelling red top, that stained red boxers, that manly g-string, that stretched out bra, and that beer and “other” stained red dress? If you don’t give a damn about that unwashed outfit anymore, come for a holy cleansing in Lakeview. Hence, you … Continue Reading#151 – Remnants of Red Dress

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#150 – Red Skirt Run!

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Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s that time of year again! RED DRESS RUN Time! Helping to prepare you for Saturday’s red sea of insanity, your hares Fill Me Up and T.W.O.T. will be taking you on a run through the Marigny! Meet-up is at Washington Square – on the neutral ground (median for you wankers) on Elysian Fields, 6:30, and the hares will take off at 7. We WILL be stopping at several bars, so make sure you clowns bring some cash for the bar stops! You still need to bring your $1 and a six-pack I think there’s something … Continue Reading#150 – Red Skirt Run!