Trail # 415 – Irish Shit! Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wee Wee & Scouts On Her

st patricks day

Its fucking St Patty’s week Bitches!  Everyone’s is a drunken, potato eating Mic on this holy drinking week, so Green Shit and everything Irish is what you dumb cunts should wear.  Naked counts as Irish.  Cum and swing your shillelagh’s on the rainbow trail to the Puss-o-Gold at the end.  If you’re lucky maybe a leprechaun will kiss your Blarney Stone and you can ravage their golden honey pot, or brown pot (to each their own).  This week everyone gets lucky, and hopefully a Lass will lick your backside.


Also Bring a Fucking Whistle, there will be checks with numbers in them, the numbers tell you how many blocks to the next mark.  You will either find a YBF, a True Trail, or not a Damn thing at all at the right number of blocks.  For you slow people  if there is a boulevard guess what it maybe on the far side.  Marks will not be hidden, so if you don’t see anything then guess what you followed the wrong fucking rainbow, stop following that unicorn fart and find the Leprechaun glory road.

Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle.

Date:  Thursday March 19, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!

Theme: Fuck the Irish!

Hares: Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wee Wee & Scouts On Her

Beer Hare: TBD

Start: Neutral Ground Jeff Davis Pkwy near Cleveland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119. (across from Holy Ground Pub)

Prelube: Holy Ground Irish Pub, 3340 Canal St, New Orleans LA 70119

On-After: Finn McCool’s , 3701 Banks St, New Orleans LA 70119

Dog Friendly: No

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Read 2nd paragraph above for special instructions regarding trail. There will be minor shiggy and plan on at least some soggy shoes.  There will be a few slightly hazardous parts be careful.

True trail should be under 5 miles.


Hash Announcements

Voodoo Campout 2015 –   Price goes up on the 19th of March! April 3-5 at the Ren Faire Grounds in Hammond. Rego is up so sign up before the next price bump! Got questions email More info here

Going to campout and want to help out with trail, planning, ideas etc.? Please email or

Crescent Shiggy – Trail this Saturday, March 21st. For more details please see their FB page or website.

Pensacola RDR – May 29-31, 2015. Rego is up!

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