The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #556 – “Shark Week or Better Late Than Never” – Scouts On Her

  That’s right y’all it’s time to celebrate the greatest race you’ve ever won in your life.  Be that escaping the apex predator of the wide ocean or wriggling out of a fishing net narrowly avoiding losing your appendages to fin soup.  So grab your 6 pack and whistle, and come on out.  One things […]


Trail # 550 – 5th Anal Life Aquatic Hash – Pussy Whisker, KW3, CUM muter, and Scouts On Her

Join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 5th anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. We hunt the leopard shark, elusive and deadly in its beauty. We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin) or you can […]

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Trail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk! Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle Date: […]

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Trail # 538 – Hash Final Exams – Scout’s on Her and Ur(in)e Circle

Hash please open your blue books and turn your exam packs over. You have 2.5 hours to complete the trail. The first section will cover basic hash marks and general alcohol consumption. Section 2 focuses on inter hasher relations, breakups, hookups, and campout etiquette. Section 3 will be an essay exploring trail scouting and the […]


Trail # 503 – Scouts’ Guide to Hurricane Preparedness – Scouts On Her

You guessed it folks! September is here, and if going back to school wasn’t enough, here is a month of worrying about your house flooding to go with it! But fear not, Scouts on Her will show you how to float down canal with out a care, and how to stay wet in all the […]