Trail # 383 – Monty Python! Fucked by Mapquest & Kiwi Wee-Wee

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Greeting Ladies and Bruces! Thanks to the gift of Atomic Mutation join some of the most foul tempered cruel hares – Arbitrary Country Penis Joke (who is not the messiah, just a very naughty boy), She’s a Lumberjack and She’s Okay, the Man from Scene 42, and the aptly named Sir Not Appearing at this Hash are Haring in the First Anal Monty Python Hash. There will be no questions about the nude in my bed. Please bare in mind that our chief weapon is fear. fear and surprise. our TWO chief weapons are fear, surprise and a ruthless efficiency. Our THREE chief weapons are fear, Surprise, a ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope. So cum, but come only if ye be men of valor, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth. If you are of a more sexy disposition then sit on our face and tell us that you love us.

Trail is A to A-ish and has extra beer stops, plan accordingly. 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle.  Shiggy socks, bug spray and dry bag strongly recommended.

Date: Thursday, August 14, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: Monty Python

Hares: Fucked By Mapquest & Kiwi Wee-Wee

Beer Hare: Up Fat Creek Without A Paddleboat

Start: Harrison Ave and Diagonal Drive, City Park

Pre-Lube: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, NOLA 70124

On-After: Parlay’s


Hash Announcements:


Voodoo Piggie Social – August 23rd, 9:30 pm at Mopho. Those attending MUST be pre-paid by this Thursday August 14th so that we have an accurate count of people for the pig order etc. (pig needs to be ordered a week in advance)

Hareraising for Oct & Nov to occur Tuesday Sept 2nd at noon. If you have questions on the process please email Texticle Teaser at

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st)

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014



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