The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 534 – Monty Python and the Holy Beer (er..grail) – Fucked by Mapquest, Sir Yacksalot, and KW3

  Bring: $1 ( no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle Date:  30 March, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Monty Python and The Holy Beer (Er Grail) – Join the geographically challenged maiden, the noble no-Fireball drinking knight, and some Aussie guy (Patsy??) as they lay a trail for the noble (cough, choke, cough) lords […]


Trail # 491 – College World Series – Sir Yacksalot, CUM muter, Tippy Toes, Fucked by MapQuest

It’s College World Series time. LSU may be out, but the hare’s beloved Gators are still in. Wear your college colors or baseball attire!! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack, whistle, flashlight Date:  Thursday, 16 June 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go Theme: Take Me Out to the Ball Game Start:  Corner of East Drive & Laurel St – go […]


Trail # 449 -Geek Squad / NOLA Tech Week! Fucked By Mapquest, Jackropheliac

So it is NOLA Tech Week and who knows more about being fucked by technology than our own Fucked by Mapquest. So cum out in your Geek Squad uniform (black pants, white button down shirt and black tie), or in your favorite tech geek attire. I wonder if that includes bras on the cranium a […]


Trail # 414 – Fuck the Irish! Fucked by Mapquest & Scouts On Her

Do you really need a paragraph explaining that the Irish Channel parade is this weekend and we’re prelubing? Yeah, didn’t think so. You got this shit handled. Also, we will be giving out hash awards at circle! Bring:  $1 (no coins please); six pack of beer, flashlight and whistle. Date:  Thursday March 12, 2015 6:30 pm meet, […]

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Trail # 383 – Monty Python! Fucked by Mapquest & Kiwi Wee-Wee

  Greeting Ladies and Bruces! Thanks to the gift of Atomic Mutation join some of the most foul tempered cruel hares – Arbitrary Country Penis Joke (who is not the messiah, just a very naughty boy), She’s a Lumberjack and She’s Okay, the Man from Scene 42, and the aptly named Sir Not Appearing at […]