Tag: Fucked By Mapquest

  Bring: $1 ( no coins), 6-pack (glass discouraged), flashlight, whistle Date:  30 March, 2017  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Monty Python and The Holy Beer (Er Grail) – Join the geographically challenged maiden, the noble no-Fireball drinking knight, and some Aussie guy (Patsy??) as they lay a trail for the noble (cough, choke, cough) lords and ladies of the hash for the most noblest of quests, the Holy Grail (and if we can’t find that, beer will do nicely).  Brush up on your counting skills (perhaps a checkback of 5, er, 3 will be on trail), avoid the Holy Hand Grenades (water balloons??), … Continue ReadingTrail # 534 – Monty Python and the Holy Beer (er..grail) – Fucked by Mapquest, Sir Yacksalot, and KW3

It’s College World Series time. LSU may be out, but the hare’s beloved Gators are still in. Wear your college colors or baseball attire!! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack, whistle, flashlight Date:  Thursday, 16 June 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go Theme: Take Me Out to the Ball Game Start:  Corner of East Drive & Laurel St – go into Audubon Park  GPS address: 6338 Laurel St New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare and Co-Hares: Sir Yacksalot, Cummuter, Tippy Toes, Fucked By MapQuest Beer Hare: BJ Tenderpussy Pre-Lube Location: St Joe’s Bar 5535 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115 On-After Location: St Joe’s Bar 5535 Magazine St, New … Continue ReadingTrail # 491 – College World Series – Sir Yacksalot, CUM muter, Tippy Toes, Fucked by MapQuest

So it is NOLA Tech Week and who knows more about being fucked by technology than our own Fucked by Mapquest. So cum out in your Geek Squad uniform (black pants, white button down shirt and black tie), or in your favorite tech geek attire. I wonder if that includes bras on the cranium a la Weird Science style? Either way, cum with beer and be ready for a good time… and hope the hare isn’t relying on Mapquest to scout trail. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray … Continue ReadingTrail # 449 -Geek Squad / NOLA Tech Week! Fucked By Mapquest, Jackropheliac

  Greeting Ladies and Bruces! Thanks to the gift of Atomic Mutation join some of the most foul tempered cruel hares – Arbitrary Country Penis Joke (who is not the messiah, just a very naughty boy), She’s a Lumberjack and She’s Okay, the Man from Scene 42, and the aptly named Sir Not Appearing at this Hash are Haring in the First Anal Monty Python Hash. There will be no questions about the nude in my bed. Please bare in mind that our chief weapon is fear. fear and surprise. our TWO chief weapons are fear, surprise and a ruthless … Continue ReadingTrail # 383 – Monty Python! Fucked by Mapquest & Kiwi Wee-Wee