Trail #333 Obamacare (American Borderlands): Mexico vs. Canada. Cockness – playing as MGJ & Chew ToyPosted October 7th, 2013 by hareraiser
Obamacare (American Borderlands): Mexico vs. Canada
As many of you know Mexican Gum Job has traversed the great borderlands known as America. Her journey started in April however the story is deeper than that. An altercation with a pot hole left Gum Job with 3 broken molars and a hefty bill from to fix them. Because of uncertainties in her health coverage she opted to receive care in Mexico. After receiving root canals from a Mexican mechanic (the dude had a toolbox), she realized the inadequacies of the American health care system. Not completely satisfied with margaritas and donkey shows she thought she could do better. So after self furloughing and giving her government job the finger, she decided to skip America and transfer her health coverage to the socialist queen loving Canucks. What many of you don’t know is traversing the Pacific Coast Trail is the only proper way to transfer health coverage from Mexico to Canada (FACT!). So in celebration of Mexican Gum Job’s successful hike thru bear infested woods, smelly tent sex, and homicidal rapist , we will be practicing our border crossing skills. Also she was too lazy to make it back to hare her own trail.
So come out to evade border security, smuggle drugs and illegal sex slaves, as well as test your survival skills. Come as Mexicans, Canadians, failed government policies, Mexican Gum Job, anything in between or listed above.
Going through some shiggy bring flashlight and whistle.
Bring: $1 (no coins please) 6 pack, flashlight and whistle
Date: Thursday, October 10, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go!
Theme: Obamacare, furloughs (The American Borderlands): Mexico vs. Canada
Start: Zaddies, 1200 Jefferson Hwy, Jefferson LA 70121 near Oschner
Hare and Co-Hares: Cock Ness Monster (playing Mexican Gumjob) & Chew Toy
Beer Hare: Scout On Her
Pre-Lube Location: Zaddies
On-After Location: Recovery Room, 1715 Jefferson Hwy, Jefferson LA 70121
Voodoo is doing elections October 17th, 2013. Nominations (you may self nominate) due October 10th, 2013. For more information https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MrPcbL7ag5ZGxg9sJW8k88SQ3nQ6NRa31FyrLY9B75k/edit?usp=sharing
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