The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 368 – May Day – Sinking Ships & Summer Shit! Enough Already & Chew Toy

  It’s May Day! Bring your may poles, ribbons & wear flowers in your hair.  Or, if that’s too girlie for you, man up and go save those Korean high schoolers from the sunken ferry. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday May 1st, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm […]

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Trail # 344 – Costume Party! Anything Goes! Cock Ness Monster & Chew Toy

  Come one come all to the costume party redemption hash. If you want to be a Princess, you be the best damn Princess you can be.  You want to be a cat, fine be a pussy.  If you fancy Dr. Who or Star Wars wear that shit.  A bottle of liquor goes to the […]

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Trail #333 Obamacare (American Borderlands): Mexico vs. Canada. Cockness – playing as MGJ & Chew Toy

Obamacare (American Borderlands):  Mexico vs.  Canada As many of you know Mexican Gum Job has traversed the great borderlands known as America.  Her journey started in April however the story is deeper than that.  An altercation with a pot hole left Gum Job with 3 broken molars and a hefty bill from to fix them.  […]


Trail # 291 – Stephen King

  We got a virgin hare this trail and Pussy Wkisker wants you to get your King on.   So come dressed as your favorite Stephen King character from any of the books or movies and get your freak on! It will be purrfect for Pussy Whisker! Bring: $1 (no coins), a six pack, whistle […]

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Trail # 288 Action Movies!

If you survived the last few weeks of holiday crap and the Trust Me invasion you just might be an action movie character or have a stronger liver than me! Show Motherload and Chew Toy your buffness and come dressed as an action movie character! Bring: $1 (no coins), a six pack, whistle and flashlight. […]