Bring: $1 and a 6 pack. Spandex. Bright colors. Other 80s crap.
Theme: 80’s aerobics. bust out those neon short shorts and headbands cause we’re gonna be sweating like Richard Simmons, with all the crack and Buttsex you can handle.
Start: Wally World on Tchop
Hares: Honkey Dong & Fried Chicken Snatch
Beer hare: Last Action Queer-Oh or Ass Burglar whoever wins in a fight to the death before the start….or something.
Hare Lies: pet friendly no shiggy this time I dont want to be stung by a motherfucking pack of wasps again…..