The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

#382 – 6th or 7th Anal Red Skirt Run (I’ve lost count)- Everything Butt Sex, Motherload & Antaphylactic Cock

No one has ever finished a hash and said, “Oh my God, Buttsex, we have way too much beer. What are we going to do with all of this beer?” The thing you need to do for this hash is bring extra beer. Fuck the normal 6 pack bullshit. You’re pre-lubing NOH3’s Red Dress Run. […]

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Trail #366 – Nerd vs Hipsters! Everything Butt Sex & TWOT

Are you a nerd with no escape or a nerd by choice? Dig out your worst geeky outfit that we know you owned at one point in your life and show this city what sort of education you received…whether it’s from actual higher learnin’ or what pop culture you learned from hipster king, Pharrell. Join […]

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#317 – Welcome to the Voodoo

It looks like we’ll have over 20 visitors. Bring more than the normal 6 pack. It’s gonna be a long night.  Bring on the Voodoo Spirit. We’re meeting at LOA Chuck’s Bar. We decided LOA is an upscale martini bar, and we don’t want to get the group kicked out of the hotel, the day […]

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#301 – Camp out Sing Along

We’re breaking all the rules this week. It’s camp out. We’re pre-lubing. Twater Sports, Cockness Monster, and Everything Butt Sex cut the trail in half and doubled the beer! Fuck yo 6 pack and $1. You bring $10 cash, your hash mug, and your favorite hash songs! If you bring a $20 we’re keeping your […]

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#279 – Neon Glow

Alright half-mind’s, bring out your glow necklaces, glow panties, glow hats, glow glasses, glow in the dark condoms, and neon sex paints. It’s a glow stick hash. We’re heading to the Westbank this week so you can be properly fucked in an uncomfortable place by Buttsex during Shower Monkey’s virgin lay. We’re meeting under the bridge, it’s […]

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