Posted August 4th, 2014 by Everything Butt SexNo one has ever finished a hash and said, “Oh my God, Buttsex, we have way too much beer. What are we going to do with all of this beer?” The thing you need to do for this hash is bring extra beer. Fuck the normal 6 pack bullshit. You’re pre-lubing NOH3’s Red Dress Run. […]
Tags: Anaphylactic Cock, Batteries Not Included, Everything Butt Sex, fucktard, Motherload, Red Skirt Run, Warehouse District
Posted April 15th, 2014 by hareraiserAre you a nerd with no escape or a nerd by choice? Dig out your worst geeky outfit that we know you owned at one point in your life and show this city what sort of education you received…whether it’s from actual higher learnin’ or what pop culture you learned from hipster king, Pharrell. Join […]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, French Quarter Hipster, Marigny, Nerd, TWOT
Posted June 14th, 2013 by Everything Butt SexIt looks like we’ll have over 20 visitors. Bring more than the normal 6 pack. It’s gonna be a long night. Bring on the Voodoo Spirit. We’re meeting at LOA Chuck’s Bar. We decided LOA is an upscale martini bar, and we don’t want to get the group kicked out of the hotel, the day […]
Tags: Amazing Racist, CDB, Crack-a-toe-a, dowtown, Everything Butt Sex, pre-lube, Rough MasterBeartion, Voodoo Monkey
Posted March 29th, 2013 by Everything Butt SexWe’re breaking all the rules this week. It’s camp out. We’re pre-lubing. Twater Sports, Cockness Monster, and Everything Butt Sex cut the trail in half and doubled the beer! Fuck yo 6 pack and $1. You bring $10 cash, your hash mug, and your favorite hash songs! If you bring a $20 we’re keeping your […]
Tags: Campout, Cockness Monster, Everything Butt Sex, Lasituwanktion, pre-lube, Shower Monkey, Twater Sports, Uptown
Posted November 9th, 2012 by Everything Butt SexAlright half-mind’s, bring out your glow necklaces, glow panties, glow hats, glow glasses, glow in the dark condoms, and neon sex paints. It’s a glow stick hash. We’re heading to the Westbank this week so you can be properly fucked in an uncomfortable place by Buttsex during Shower Monkey’s virgin lay. We’re meeting under the bridge, it’s […]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, glow sticks, neon, Shower Monkey, Virgin Lay, Westbank
