#145 – Summer Fling

mmmm……Smells like summer. Time for sun, beer and good sex with someone you know won’t be there for you when football season starts next month. This week’s run is going to be hot, wet, and short. What can you expect from 8 Lays a week and Everything Butt Sex? They’re making a loose promise to leave you with a smile on your face and have your ass pretty sore in the morning. Get your asses out to Lakeview, you bunch of wankers, because this week’s shitty trail is going to be so good you’ll look back at it in your future wishing you still get fucked that way on a regular basis.

Theme: Summer Fling. Beach attire.. Leave the cell phone at home!!!
Hares: 8 Lays a week (Virgin Lay) and Everything Butt Sex
Start: 870 Harrison Avenue New Orleans, LA 70124-3157 (Parlay’s)
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s
On-After: Parlay’s

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On,
Everything Butt Sex

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