Happy Birthday, Fuck you Dorothy Gale! Oh wait, ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead. Maybe I should tell her my name is Jack. In honor of Judy Garland’s birthday, this week’s theme is Wizard of Oz. Tidy, TWOT and Chum Dumpster can show up as midgets. Get ready to show off your flying monkey ass, also known as a westbank ass, out to Elizabeth’s in the Bywater. We need costumes so slutty that they will make your 16 year old daughter look like a Saint on Halloween. Bring beer not water, and watch out for houses being flooded instead of falling on you. It’s Just Sarah’s virgin lay and Chicken Pot Guy hasn’t laid shit in years so it’s just about guaranteed to be a shitty trail with not one fucking yellow brick.
On-On,
Everything Butt Sex
Theme: Wizard of Oz.
Hares: Just Sarah (Virgin Lay) and Chicken Pot Guy (Rusty Lay)
Start: 601 Gallier Street, New Orleans, LA
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: ???
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
