The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Turns out Just Rachel AND myself both wrote hash trashes for last night’s trail. Great minds drink– I mean, think alike! Just Rachel was evidently far more sober than I was when writing mine. Read ‘em and weep! ————————————– Happy New Year! You have a clean slate to sully up for 2012, so gear up [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Jefferson Starfish, Mid-City, Swamp Gravy
As everyone knows, the Mayans were magical and shit. They were basically a bunch of fucking gypsy fortune tellers. According to these ass-wipes the world will end in 2012. So show up this week like you got everything to lose, because you have less than a year left to do everything on your bucket list! [...]
Tags: 2012, Everything Butt Sex, Jefferson Starfish, Mid-City
Thanks for a great hash last Thursday. All the north shore virgins are going back to their soccer mom lives forever changed. They have already figured out a rotating carpool schedule, and posted it on their refridgerators. A special shout out goes out to Atomic Dyke from Baton Rouge, for letting us see her goods [...]
Tags: Black Dress Run, Cho Penis, Everything Butt Sex, Fist and Release, Interhash, Mexican Gum Job
Seems like I’ve been talking to hashers all over the world lately. Everywhere from Boston to California, stories of the Voodoo H3 have been sung around hash circles. Currently, we have Good Will Cunting whoring all over Europe. The Voodoo Founders are in Okinawa. Now we have over 80 hashers from all over the gulf [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview, Mid-City, Princess Layless
UPDATE: CAP IS REMOVED. We’ll keep it open until June 20th! Sign up now!!! The Brass Monkey H3 and the Voodoo H3 proudly bring you the first in what will no doubt be a yearly event full of awesomeness! If you are all about the running and no so much the drinking and debauchery, this [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Voodoo Monkey
I’m keeping this week’s write-up in lined with the theme. Short and skimpy. Get ready to run downtown in a toga bitches! Butt sex is popping Just Allison’s cherry, and we start off wearing nothing but bed sheets! Hares: Everything Butt Sex, Just Allison (Virgin Lay) Theme: Togas! Time: THURSDAY, MARCH 31st 6:30pm show, 7:00pm [...]
Tags: Downtown, Everything Butt Sex
Last night summed up New Orleans perfectly. We were in Clay Square Park, about to circle up when a cop shows. Cop: “Ya’ll can’t have beer in the park. The noise is fine. Can ya’ll just move out to the corner or the street, and drink?” I fucking love this city. We took the cop’s [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Delayed Gratification, Everything Butt Sex, Mismanagement, St. Patrick's Day, The Black Labia, Under His Erection
The trail was cold, wet, and douchey. So we all know what it felt like to be Cold Wet Douche, who in fact was sick and still made it out one of shiggiest trail laid by hares, Everything Butt Sex and Jefferson Starfish. There’s no excuse for the lame hashers who whined about the cold [...]
Tags: Bunk Bunk WHOOPS!, Cold Wet Douche, Everything Butt Sex, Fill Me Up, Jefferson Starfish
In a tradition of keeping the hash hard core; I present to you, Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses. Jefferson Starfish and I are taking you (mostly) off road this week. We’re starting at the Shimmy Shack. Now that Any Cock will Duex has left us for Phoenix, I better see some dedicated princesses on [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Harahan, Jefferson Starfish
I’m not talking about my scary pink vibrator. But I do need some man juice injection right now. I’m talking testosterone! Anything that can lessen my emotionally sensitive side will make this news delivery palatable. Inevitably, the news is about about our favorite hasher, Chopenis. This buddy of mine is a very magnetic, fun loving, [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Pastor Bait-Her, T.W.O.T.
