The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #356 – Every Girl Needs Multiples! Texticle Teaser, Woody Poker Her, Pitcher’s Mounds

  The next few days is filled with holidays that promote some of the hares favorite things murder,pie,  steak, blowjobs and playing with the Irish. So come in your kilts, togas, meat costumes or hell just hash gear and get your run in now because it is unlikely you will be sober enough for one […]

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Trail # 343 – It’s the Holidays! Woody Poke Her and Motherload

  The hares want a little more variety in the holidays this time of year so come dressed to celebrate any holiday other than the too easy Christmas and Hanukkah. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, December 12, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: It’s the holidays! […]

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Trail # 338 – Show Us Your Daisy Dukes! Woody Poke Her & Dead Cell

The Duke boys are at it again and looking to get down and dirty! So put on your sluttiest jean shorts and show these boys what you are made of. FLASHLIGHT, WHISTLE & SHIGGY SOCKS REQUIRED.  Loose morals and orifices strongly suggested, as you will get f*%ked. BYO batteries. Trail will be A to A+ […]

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# 329 -The Hash Goes Camping, Woody Poke Her & Meowschwitz (Virgin Lay & Birthday Boy!)

Well, it’s the end of SUMMER, so all you Boys and Girls who have ever SCOUTed a trail (and even those who haven’t) to tune out the BAND, forget about RELIGION, and CONCENTRATE on finding a good camp costume Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight, whistle, and possibly some shiggy socks Date: Thursday, […]

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Trail # 295 – Woody Poke Her gets the Virgin

We had a last minute cancellation on the schedule and Woody was kind enough to offer to help break in the virgin lay Just Neil on his first trail, hopefully there will be no splinters in the wood.  But like a lot of first times it is usually less planned and could get a little […]

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