The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 528 – Spare the Wood, Spoil the Hounds – Petrified Wood and Woody Poke Her

Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and if you didn’t get it in, take this opportunity to chase some Woods to make up for your previous lack of effort. There’s no theme this week since all you should be focused on is doing trail and chasing tail. There will be multiple beer stops for you […]


Trail # 508 – K.I.S.S – Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, and Just Sean

Fall is in the air, Halloween decorations are out, and cute co-eds all over the place. Time for a jaunt Uptown. We are gonna keep it simple this week so come out in your favorite hash shirt, enjoy the cooler weather, and don’t forget to bring a flashlight! (Seriously, it’s dark out there!) Bring: $1 […]

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Trail # 499 – Let your Freak Flag Fly! – Woody Poke Her, Dead Cell

This Thursday, leave inhibitions at home! Let your freak flag fly! Knock the dust off of your favorite strap-on, my little pony butt plug, gimp suit, or traffic cop uniform. wear whatever you like; but wear your shiggy socks and wear bug spray! There may be more that one beer stop, so bring more to […]

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Trail # 450 – All Plaid Out! Woody Poke Her & Ridin’ Bloody

    Woody has come for a visit from the wilds of Utah and plans to introduce us to his love of plaid (I’m actually surprised he didn’t try to get us to dress as Mormons) along with Ridin Bloody. Expect plaid, expect beards, a longish trail and likely a hipster siting. Bring: $1 (no […]


Trail #371 – No Pants Party! Woody Poke Her, Ridin’ Bloody & Mystery Hare

Put away your party pants, if you haven’t burned them already; and wring out your liver! this week is a NO PANTS PARTY! wear whatever you want, as long as pants are not involved (and  yes, shorts are considered pants). you’ll have a decent amount of trail to offset the shot stops; and be prepared […]