Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Welcome to the 700 Club. We are blessed to have you and we are ready for you to hear our Hashvangelists spread the good word during this #hashtag blessed night of the Voodoo Hash. We are embraced and enlightened tonight by the Hares, the Hounds, and the Holy Caskets. We hope to open your hearts (if you have one) and probably your legs (if you have those)… on this enlightening pilgrimage throughout our BLEST city. We welcome you to see the miracles amongst us. If you can’t see it, you should believe it. Because that’s how religion works. Bring: $1 (no coins); … Continue ReadingTrail #700 – The 700 Club

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 1/30/2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pmGO! Theme: Show me your FLAIR! Prove you’re the “hashiest” hasher and wear all your hab to trail. Prize to the wanker with the most flair! Start Address: Corner of Harrison & Fleur de Lis  Hare: CUM muter Beer hare: Hitachi Topic Pre-Lube: Basin Lounge, 152 W. Harrison Ave, NOLA (Happy Hour specials from 4-7pm) On-After: Basin Lounge. Ladies Night from 8pm-12am! Free , wells & domestic ! Dog Friendly: Yes  Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah  Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4ish … Continue ReadingTrail# 699 – Show Me Your FLAIR!

Practical hash, dramatical hashGeriactrical hash, millennial hashShiggical hash, lunacle hashSexual hash, hashiest hashRunnicle hash, walkable hashShitticle hash, check backicle hashGisperticle hash, Americle hashNew Orleanicle hash and transplanticle hashPolitical hash, hypocritical hashWhite clawicle hash, no lawicle hashCynical hash, rabbinical hash Jellicle songs for Jellicle HashJellicle beers that Jellicles drinkJellicle hares and Jellicle houndsJellicle songs that Jellichares sing Let’s wander into the uncanny valley and celebrate digital fur technology & all the glorious ridiculousness that went into what’s sure to be a cult classic film, CATS! Come dressed in your finest humanoid cat attire, limber up, & prepare for things to get … Continue ReadingTrail #698 – Jellicle Hash (CATS!)Jellicle Hash (CATS!)

It’s 2020 and the world is on fire. They say that exercise helps with mental health, but you know what’s even better? STRESS EATING. The Voodoo Eats Out trail is a running progressive dinner through Mid City.This year we’ll be stress eating to the tune of the domestic political situation given that we planned the menu before all of the Middle East bombing and smoky koalas started (so, a week ago). Formal attire requested but if you’re emotionally unable to change out of your pajamas that’s fine too. We’re all just doing our best. Menu: I LIKE BEER! soup Orange … Continue ReadingTrail #697 – Voodoo Eats Out (4th Anal): “I came, I ate, Iran”

So I was thinking about the hash the other day… The Voodoo consists of hicks, skids, hockey players, and Christians. These are our problems. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, cash for extra credit stops, flannel, hockey sticks, inappropriate hip thrusts, big city snipes, super soft birthday parties, electric lettuce, rave drugs, and your best farts. Date: Thursday, January 9, 2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Letterkenny! If you don’t get it, just give yer balls a tug and figure it out! Start Address: 6730 St. Claude Ave, just a step into Arabi (the closest we … Continue ReadingTrail #696 – Letterkenny!