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#117 – Carniball Maskerbation

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It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK! Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask  (HIGHLY recommended). Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers. Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got Milk’s custom mask offerings. Tidy Bowl will bring some $15 masks to the hash start point for anyone who wants them.

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Pre-Lube at Pete’s Pub tonight!

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Since a couple of us work downtown and don’t feel like going home just to come right back to the CBD, we’re meeting at Pete’s Pub tonight for a Pre-Lube. It’s on the ground floor of the Pan American building. We’ll be trickling in one at a time after 5 o’clock. If you have no imagination (Hobo Rodeo) and couldn’t think of broken resolution, stop by and let us think of one for you. For those who don’t know about this place, it is the perfect spot to pour back a few beers before the commute back to the North … Continue ReadingPre-Lube at Pete’s Pub tonight!

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#116 – broken new years resolutions

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Happy New Year! So, it’s been a whole week since the New Year has begun. Some argue it’s a new decade but who really gives a shit, I mean, really. Most of you made some sort of resolution to change blah blah blah or quit doing this or that. But, I know you, you’re hashers. You were probably doing that thing you hate right before you went to bed at 6am on Jan. 1st. But, I digress, you shouldn’t be ashamed that you’re weak and you ate a whole rum cake because there wasn’t any alcohol in your roommates liquor … Continue Reading#116 – broken new years resolutions

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Beer Mile – Tonight!

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Forwarded to me from Spread ‘Em: The idea is simple if you haven’t been before — bring some beer (typically a 6 or 12 pack is ample “left overs” for relays afterward (you’ll only need 4 for the event itself).  Bring something to keep it cold or some folks usually have extra room. I have a table of suitable size for the event, itself. If someone can bring some cones, that would be helpful. A dry erase board and marker are also helpful and I haven’t done much to wrangle one of those, just yet. We’ll probably proceed without a … Continue ReadingBeer Mile – Tonight!

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#114 – Jingle Balls!

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Sorry for the extreme lateness – I’ve had some domain transfer / DNS issues / email server fail at work, and had to attend to that. And I have to move the hosting for this site soon. Anyways blah blah beep boop beep blah … JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY! Hares: Tidy Bowl Man, Imagine My Erection, Fire in the Hole When: December 24th, 6:30 pm Where: Neutral Ground at Miss Mae’s (Napoleon and Magazine) Theme: Winter Holiday Make sure you bring $1, a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight.