It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK!
Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man
When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th
Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon
Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask (HIGHLY recommended).
Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers.
Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got Milk’s custom mask offerings. Tidy Bowl will bring some $15 masks to the hash start point for anyone who wants them.
Butt Sex, who I’ve appointed as CEO of PreLube, (not an actual hash position) has decided we can prelube at Tchop45 tonight. He and I are showing for 5ish. Tchop45 is across the street from the rouses we’re starting at, so there’s that. I will buy a drink for anybody willing to drink with their mask on in the bar. At least until I lose interest or the bartender gets mad.
Scum bags……………..worthless trash