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#121 – Who Dat Hash

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First and foremost: WHO DAT! Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?” Well, I can prove it. I want to take you to a day in VooDoo History, back to September 7th, when I posted up the information for that week’s hash, #98 – Tight Ends and Wide Receivers. Quoth the Pastor: “This Sunday is the first Saints game of the … Continue Reading#121 – Who Dat Hash

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#120 – Shitty Park

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So, the theme was going to be along the lines of “Gettin’ Shiggy with it”, but due to: a) me ripping up flooring this weekend with Just Jason b) me just getting home from watching LOST with Udderly Rititulous and her folks 3) Just Mike potentially having the plague, and d) it looking like the weather is going to be downright crappy the theme is now “Shitty Park”. Looking at the weather forecast, it’s supposed to start raining Wednesday evening, and not stop till some time on Friday. Awesome. One way or another, my dear chickens, plan on getting wet. … Continue Reading#120 – Shitty Park

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#119 – “Royal” Pain in the Hash

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Fill Me Up’s the hare this week – so you know what that means. Actually, I’m not sure what that means – anyone care to help a brother out? It’s a Mardi Gras / Royalty themed hash. I know, we just had a hash the other week that was carnival themed, but ’tis the season, right? I mean, we only have Mardi Gras for a few weeks out of the year – did you know that children in China don’t even have a Mardi Gras? Not even one day! If for no other reason, do it for the children. And, … Continue Reading#119 – “Royal” Pain in the Hash

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Our own Gilded Huffer / Sharpie Bandit

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If you went to Puppy Love Machine’s hash the other week, the Mardi Gras themed Carniball Maskerbaton hash, you may have seen or met Erectiaphobia’s hubby, Just Mike: In my head, being primarily comprised of over 9,000 internets, I didn’t see Just Mike. I saw a combination of three chuckleheads: 1) The Gilded Huffer: Our friend here, Patrick Tribett, was arrested in a hardware store trying to buy more spraypaint. The above is his mugshot. *facepalm* 2 and 3) The Sharpie Bandits: Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to … Continue ReadingOur own Gilded Huffer / Sharpie Bandit

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#118 – Wet Dreams

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I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info: WHO DAT, BITCHES! And now back to our regular programming: Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, Ready Whip When: 6:30pm, Jan 21st Where: Celebration Church at Transcontinental and I-10 Pre-Lube: Step Brothers Bar – W. Napoleon and Transcontinental On-After: Just Darren’s at 2516 Margie St. Metairie, LA 70003. Theme: cum dressed as your dream Costs: $1 and a … Continue Reading#118 – Wet Dreams