So, the theme was going to be along the lines of “Gettin’ Shiggy with it”, but due to:
a) me ripping up flooring this weekend with Just Jason
b) me just getting home from watching LOST with Udderly Rititulous and her folks
3) Just Mike potentially having the plague, and
d) it looking like the weather is going to be downright crappy
the theme is now “Shitty Park”. Looking at the weather forecast, it’s supposed to start raining Wednesday evening, and not stop till some time on Friday. Awesome.
One way or another, my dear chickens, plan on getting wet. I’m not saying you’re going to go swimming, but look at it this way:
1) It’s City Park – there’s normally a lot of water.
2) If it lets up just before the hash, it’ll still be all puddly and soggy and shit
c) It could very well rain during the hash.
It’s Louisiana – it tends to rain.
As far as themed attire, well I’m at a loss. You could dress up as anything shitty, whether it be an actual pig, or bacon, or Windows ME, or soon-to-be-ex-Mayor Nagin, or bacon vodka.
Mmmm, bacon vodka. If nobody shows up as bacon vodka, then someone better at least bring some. If you do however show up as bacon vodka, well, I guess you’d better bring some anyways.
Oh, and did I mention it’s Just Mike’s (Erectia’s hubby) virgin lay? Well, it is!
Theme: “Shitty Park” – seriously, look three lines up.
Location: Across from the driving range on Filmore Ave. in City Park
Time: Usual, 6:30 p.m. meet with hare away at 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Just Mike (virgin lay!) and Pastor Bait-Her
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer, forget that six dollar thing. IF YOU DON’T BRING BEER, YOU’RE PAYING 10 GORRAM DOLLARS OR GETTIN’ THE HELL OUT!
Tags: Pastor Bait-Her