Voodoo Hash House Harriers

The dog days of summer are here. And  if you remember the wise prophet Nelly once said  “It is gettin hot in heer (so hot) so take off all your clothes.” So I am heeding his advice and making you all do the same or drink for it. Acceptable clothing this week is something to keep those boys or them girls from flopping about, or enough to keep the 5-0 off your trail. Exceptions for shirts and other clothing will be made if this is your first time or if anyone has ever shouted “Enough Already” at you. So bring … Continue Reading#152 – It’s hot. Get Nekkid!

A long, long time ago (well, 5 days ago), there was a litany of Red Dress events that most have participated in if not all. Soooo…What to do with that nasty red skirt, that ripped red lingerie, that smelly Nike shoes that reek of Bourbon Street’s piss, that dilapidated red fairy wings, that wilted red tutu, that vomit smelling red top, that stained red boxers, that manly g-string, that stretched out bra, and that beer and “other” stained red dress? If you don’t give a damn about that unwashed outfit anymore, come for a holy cleansing in Lakeview. Hence, you … Continue Reading#151 – Remnants of Red Dress

What does TidyBowlMan want for Christmas? Two virgins at the same time! Hopefully one of these inexperienced chestnuts won’t just lay back all night and make Tidy do all the work. On top of the usual 6 pack and $1, the hares want everyone to bring a gift for a white elephant game. Anything from alcohol to anal beads should suffice for the hash. Fuck, we’ll even enjoy one of those joke calendars from Spencer’s. Can we end the hash at Mr. Binky’s for the 1% who doesn’t bring a gift? I heard 8 lays a week is in the … Continue Reading#148 – Hashmas in July