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#119 – “Royal” Pain in the Hash

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Fill Me Up’s the hare this week – so you know what that means. Actually, I’m not sure what that means – anyone care to help a brother out? It’s a Mardi Gras / Royalty themed hash. I know, we just had a hash the other week that was carnival themed, but ’tis the season, right? I mean, we only have Mardi Gras for a few weeks out of the year – did you know that children in China don’t even have a Mardi Gras? Not even one day! If for no other reason, do it for the children. And, … Continue Reading#119 – “Royal” Pain in the Hash

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Our own Gilded Huffer / Sharpie Bandit

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If you went to Puppy Love Machine’s hash the other week, the Mardi Gras themed Carniball Maskerbaton hash, you may have seen or met Erectiaphobia’s hubby, Just Mike: In my head, being primarily comprised of over 9,000 internets, I didn’t see Just Mike. I saw a combination of three chuckleheads: 1) The Gilded Huffer: Our friend here, Patrick Tribett, was arrested in a hardware store trying to buy more spraypaint. The above is his mugshot. *facepalm* 2 and 3) The Sharpie Bandits: Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to … Continue ReadingOur own Gilded Huffer / Sharpie Bandit

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#118 – Wet Dreams

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I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info: WHO DAT, BITCHES! And now back to our regular programming: Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, Ready Whip When: 6:30pm, Jan 21st Where: Celebration Church at Transcontinental and I-10 Pre-Lube: Step Brothers Bar – W. Napoleon and Transcontinental On-After: Just Darren’s at 2516 Margie St. Metairie, LA 70003. Theme: cum dressed as your dream Costs: $1 and a … Continue Reading#118 – Wet Dreams

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#117 – Carniball Maskerbation

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It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK! Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask  (HIGHLY recommended). Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers. Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got Milk’s custom mask offerings. Tidy Bowl will bring some $15 masks to the hash start point for anyone who wants them.

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Pre-Lube at Pete’s Pub tonight!

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Since a couple of us work downtown and don’t feel like going home just to come right back to the CBD, we’re meeting at Pete’s Pub tonight for a Pre-Lube. It’s on the ground floor of the Pan American building. We’ll be trickling in one at a time after 5 o’clock. If you have no imagination (Hobo Rodeo) and couldn’t think of broken resolution, stop by and let us think of one for you. For those who don’t know about this place, it is the perfect spot to pour back a few beers before the commute back to the North … Continue ReadingPre-Lube at Pete’s Pub tonight!