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#124 – Asian Invasion

Konichiwa Bitches, It’s the Asian Invasion cumming all the way from Okinawa Japan to bring you this weeks hash. Theme: I Think I’m Turning Japanese, I Really Think So! (sumo wrestler, geisha girl, Hello Kitty, Power Ranger, anime porn, the karate kid… whatever) Pre-Lube: Vic’s Kangaroo Cafe ( 636 Tchoupitoulas ), 5:30ish Start: Fulton St. In front of Rockin’ Sake, CBD Time: Meet at 6:30, Hares away at 1855; 6:55 PM (for you Americans that don’t use the 24 hour clock.) Hares: Dock Cousteau and two others to be named later. Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a … Continue Reading#124 – Asian Invasion

#123 – Thhhuper Gay Bash!

Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Haaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! That’s gotta be my favorite gay joke, outside of Richard Simmons! Zing! Ok, no more bad jokes. This week’s hash will be led by the VooDoo’s two leading experts on gaydom: Pusti Malaka and Just Payton. And me. So come on down to the Quarter this week for a trip down the ole’ Hershey Highway – it’s bound to be a gay old time. Oh, and I ran across this video in one of the scummy recesses of the ‘net, hope you enjoy: Theme: Gay Bash – girls in flannel, guys in … Continue Reading#123 – Thhhuper Gay Bash!

#122 – First Laid

Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare. “Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry. Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with the plague, so she stepped up. Well, it seems there’s nothing to save us now – he’s determined to hare and ready to go. Oh, and it’d be wise to wear scrubs / shiggy socks / etc. Just Mike seems to like the … Continue Reading#122 – First Laid

#121 – Who Dat Hash

First and foremost: WHO DAT! Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?” Well, I can prove it. I want to take you to a day in VooDoo History, back to September 7th, when I posted up the information for that week’s hash, #98 – Tight Ends and Wide Receivers. Quoth the Pastor: “This Sunday is the first Saints game of the … Continue Reading#121 – Who Dat Hash

#120 – Shitty Park

So, the theme was going to be along the lines of “Gettin’ Shiggy with it”, but due to: a) me ripping up flooring this weekend with Just Jason b) me just getting home from watching LOST with Udderly Rititulous and her folks 3) Just Mike potentially having the plague, and d) it looking like the weather is going to be downright crappy the theme is now “Shitty Park”. Looking at the weather forecast, it’s supposed to start raining Wednesday evening, and not stop till some time on Friday. Awesome. One way or another, my dear chickens, plan on getting wet. … Continue Reading#120 – Shitty Park