Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare.
“Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry.
Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with the plague, so she stepped up.
Well, it seems there’s nothing to save us now – he’s determined to hare and ready to go. Oh, and it’d be wise to wear scrubs / shiggy socks / etc. Just Mike seems to like the idea of going headfirst into the bush, ya heard?
And just to be perfectly clear on the new “I suck and Didn’t Bring a Six-Pack” policy – IF YOU DON’T BRING BEER, YOU’RE PAYING 10 GORRAM DOLLARS OR GETTIN’ THE HELL OUT! Repeat offenders will be denied beer. For serious.
Theme: “First Laid” – Doctor, Nurse, Virgin, etc …
Location: City Park Peristyle ( by the Tennis Courts – Dreyfous off Anseman )
Time: Usual, 6:30 p.m. meet with hare away at 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Just Mike (virgin lay!) and Tidy Bowl Man
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard.