Voodoo Hash House Harriers

If you need to look up the short version of the Three Wise men, I looked it up on the Googles for ya. Who would have thought, in the retelling, the main characters would be Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, and Just Sophia? I’m sure the same people would expect the gifts to be flour and golden beer!!!!!!!! Hares: Monkey Spanker, Shit Candy, Just Sophia (Beer Hare) Theme: Three Wise Men, Togas, Something Biblical? Location: Lee Circle Circle Time: THURSDAY, December 2nd. 6:30pm Show. 7pm, Go! Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and … Continue Reading#167 – Three Wise Men

If you were to meet someone who climbed Mt. Everest, you’d probably think they’re a badass, due to the enormity of the task they accomplished. You know what? You’d be right. But those guys are little bitch-ass girly-men compared to sherpas. Not only do they do the same hike, but guess what? They carry /all/ the gear that those rich-ass white guys need to ascend the mountain. And double guess what? This week’s trail is hared by some sherpa dudes from the Himalayan H8 who aren’t afraid to carry 500lbs of flour around downtown. Move over, Chuck Norris. Hares: The … Continue Reading#165 – The Himalayan H8

I’ve learned a lot from hashing. Today I’ve learned that while the rest of the United States celebrates Veterans day on November 11th. Cho Penis and those west coast, liberal, surfing, movie making, pot head, bastards celebrate the California New Year. He’s haring this week with our beloved BumbleTard. In order to celebrate this made up non-nationally recognized holiday, get your asses to Station 10 at Audubon Park. The theme is the California New Year, I’m told in order to celebrate you need to bring fire and something (or someone?) to bang. On-On, Everything Butt Sex Hares: Cho Penis and BumbleTard … Continue Reading#164 – California New Year