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Trail # 285 -The Nightmare Before Hashmas and Trust Me Extravaganza

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We are welcoming all the vacationers to New Orleans in true Voodoo style. Voodoo up all your cum stained Christmas elf costume, or spend your Christmas Hot Topic gift card on a bunch of Jack Skeleton crap. Either way, we are kicking off the weekend right, with dranks and a cemetery tour. “Holy cannoli, why are they buried above ground?” Nobody knows wanker, nobody knows. FWIW: I was told by a fellow hasher last night that she loves the Voodoo, but doesn’t come out with us because we drink so much. RESPECT. Bring: $1 and a sixer, 12 if its … Continue ReadingTrail # 285 -The Nightmare Before Hashmas and Trust Me Extravaganza

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# 284 – Get Prepped or Die Mayan!

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The end is near as Doomsday Prepper Krack-a-Toe-a and Jaguar Knight Ruff Masterbeartion avoid the kennel/roving marauders /Europeans as they scrounge for resources/collect slaves for the afterlife throughout the Lower Garden District. Hare Lies/Cosmic Truths -There will be thirteen mystic skulls to find on trail. Drink their contents to acquire the strength of the ancestors. – FRBs will be raptured. – Virgins will be sacrificed. – This is an A to A hash. – At midnight, Jesus will make an appearance. – You’ll still have work in the morning. Start: Coliseum Square Park – Race St and Coliseum St Theme: … Continue Reading# 284 – Get Prepped or Die Mayan!

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# 283 -2nd Anal Pajama Party!!

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It’s  Grand Opening and Filet Me Lay Me’s 2nd anal Pajama Party Hash! So bust out those footy PJ’s, that nightgown grammy gave you or wear your comfiest PJs to run around in while in Metry. Date: Thursday, December 13, 2012 Theme: Pajama Party!! Start: empty lot next to Tarpon Joe’s Hare & Co-Hare:  Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me Beer Hare:  up for grabs Pre-Lube Location:  Tarpon Joe’s , 2205 David Drive, Metaire LA 70003 On-After Location:  Tarpon Joe’s Bring a $1 (no coins), a 6 pk, whistle and flashlight.  The teddy bear you sleep with is optional. … Continue Reading# 283 -2nd Anal Pajama Party!!

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Trail # 282 Toys For T.W.O.T

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I am T.W.O.T and I want your toys! Blow-up dolls, lambs, french tickler, nutella or bacon lube, swing chairs, handcuffs, etc. Yeah, I’m kidding. Seriously, try to bring an unwrapped toy for the kiddos and I shall deliver the goods to Toys for Tot. This was my theme from 2 year ago and it was a success. You guys gave a crap load of toys and I humbly thank you for making some special kid’s Christmas day. Let’s Repeat Dat! Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! And an unwrapped present if you can! Time: THURSDAY, December 6th. … Continue ReadingTrail # 282 Toys For T.W.O.T

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Trail # 281 – Geek Hash 3.0

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So the womp rat saw it’s shadow so New Orleans Comic Con is six weeks early this year. Come out in your finest geekery! Calling all Trekkies, Fanboys, Geeks, Nerds, Whedonites, Dweebs, Six Fingered Men, Browncoats, Steampunkers, Gamers, Whovians, and the rest. This is your week to shine. Start: Morial’s Balls Convention Center Blvd and Diamond St Theme: Geek Hash 3.0 Hares: Cumless, Game Ovary Pre lube: Ugly Dog Saloon @ 401 Andrew Higgins Drive  New Orleans, LA 70130 On After: Dino’s Bar & Grill @ 1128 Tchoupitoulas Street  New Orleans, LA 70130 Bring: $1 hash cash(no coins), 6pack (or more) for the … Continue ReadingTrail # 281 – Geek Hash 3.0