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#301 – Camp out Sing Along

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We’re breaking all the rules this week. It’s camp out. We’re pre-lubing. Twater Sports, Cockness Monster, and Everything Butt Sex cut the trail in half and doubled the beer! Fuck yo 6 pack and $1. You bring $10 cash, your hash mug, and your favorite hash songs! If you bring a $20 we’re keeping your change for the on-after! Bring $10 exactly, and not coins! Why? We already bought the beer! We have beer stops, we got bar stops, we got jello shot stops, we got out of town hashers looking to get laid, we got awesome drink and shot … Continue Reading#301 – Camp out Sing Along

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#300 – THIS IS VOODOO HASHING!!!

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Babes! Bikinis! Abs! Pipe Wrenches!  Urine Asian’s Nipples! Come one come all to Voodoo’s THREE HUNDRETH TRAIL!  That’s right, it’s special, like Fucking Retarded on a shortbus, or Slam Bam in New Zealand, or Atomic Dyke at a beach volleyball tournament, or PS Knave in public. For ONE DOLLAR, ONE DAMN DOLLAR, YOU GET BEER, TRAIL! AND THERE’S A PATCH! What’s that? A PATCH?!  YES, and let me tell you, it’s SEXY AS HELL.   SO much sexier than the $3 you’re going to pay for it. Because I made it.  It’s so hot it’ll make Bladder go gay.  Which … Continue Reading#300 – THIS IS VOODOO HASHING!!!

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Trail # 299 – Mexican Gum Job presents The Circus Hash

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Little known fact that the alternative to “the Jazz FUNeral” was “The Circus”.  Now I’m getting my damn circus hash meow, YA HEAR!?!?! I want bearded ladies, lion tamers, trapeze artists, fire eaters, magicians, juggling clowns, Siamese twins and unicycles.  I will be available to clown or mime pain some faces at pre-lube.  The walkers will not be given a special trail; if you are coming to trail, then do trail. Bring: $1 (no coins), a 6 pack, whistle, flashlight (big red shoes and nose encourage but optional) Theme: Circus Hash Date: March 21, 2013, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm … Continue ReadingTrail # 299 – Mexican Gum Job presents The Circus Hash

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Trail #298 – Kilts and Pi!

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  It’s that time of year again….the weather is warming up, and the pants are coming off! If you like to drink (and what hasher doesn’t), then this is the hash for you!! I hear there’s a block party on the corner of Constance and 3rd, in front of Parasol’s.  Well guess what?  IT STARTS AT 10 AM!! Oh, it’s Pi Day too, if you’re into geek-core. Bonus Round: Tons of St. Paddy – related stuff going on this weekend (here are the highlights, but there’s much more than just this going down) — Friday: Get out to Molly’s at … Continue ReadingTrail #298 – Kilts and Pi!

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Trail # 297 – Late Night TV!

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So something has been keeping Motherload up at nights watching some late night Nick at Night and TV Land (I imagine it might be flashbacks of his mother walking in on him…) and wants us to join the fun.  This week come dressed as a favorite classic TV character! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 pack , flashlight and a whistle. Support hose optional but shiggy socks recommended, hare advises there will be a little bit of shiggy. When: Thursday, March 7, 2013 Theme: Nick at Night/TV Land Hare(s): Motherload, Who’s on First Beer Hare: TBA (if interested contact Texticle Teaser … Continue ReadingTrail # 297 – Late Night TV!