Babes! Bikinis! Abs! Pipe Wrenches! Urine Asian’s Nipples!
Come one come all to Voodoo’s THREE HUNDRETH TRAIL! That’s right, it’s special, like Fucking Retarded on a shortbus, or Slam Bam in New Zealand, or Atomic Dyke at a beach volleyball tournament, or PS Knave in public.
For ONE DOLLAR, ONE DAMN DOLLAR, YOU GET BEER, TRAIL!
AND THERE’S A PATCH!
What’s that? A PATCH?! YES, and let me tell you, it’s SEXY AS HELL. SO much sexier than the $3 you’re going to pay for it. Because I made it. It’s so hot it’ll make Bladder go gay. Which really won’t surprise anyone but his daddy.
Bring: $1(if you don’t know which bill that is, bring the ones with Franklin’s face on it), a six pack, 6 alcoholic beers, 300 Zulu warriors, flashlight, whistle, spear, shield, skanky red cape, AND A SWIMSUIT, though birthday suits might be acceptable. I don’t know. Skinny dip at your own risk (…of embarrassment and choruses of “It’s A Small Dick Afterall.”) And don’t forget to bring a towel!
Yeah that’s right, the on-after bar has a pool and some never-ending hasher drink specials. Rumor has it the Cockness Monster might be sighted. Go ahead and call in sick to work the next morning because we’ll be up to 2am singing Yogi Bear.
-Yours truly, four whores and 7 beers ago, Whorebraham Lincoln.
Date: Thursday, March 28th, 6:30 pm meet 7:00 pm GO!
Hares: TidyBowl Man & Little Red Head (who the fuck is that? Nobody cares, just show up)
Beer Hare: Scarlett O’Hogger & Minnie Pearl Necklace
Start: Lee Circle
Pre-Lube: Circle Bar, 1023 St. Charles Ave
On-After: Indulge Island Bar & Grill, 845 Carondelet St. (bring a bathing suit!)
Voodoo Campout 2013 is now full! The only way to obtain a rego at this point is to buy it from someone who is already registered and can’t cum for whatever reason.