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Trail # 331 – Breaking Bad! Who’s On First & Game Ovary

  GAME OVARY AND WHO’S ON FIRST ARE THE ONES WHO KNOCK! Things to bring: Flashlight, whistle, shiggy socks, sudafed, Pyrex glassware, hazmat suit, respirator, Leave your chemistry at home, we’ve got a LINE on a great trail this week. We’ll bring you up to SPEED here, but the instructions should be pretty CRYSTAL clear. We’ve got some great stuff COOKED UP for you. This trail may RAIL on for a bit, so be prepared for a slightly longer run. PLEASE NOTE: BRING A FLASHLIGHT OR DON’T COME WEAR SHIGGY SOCKS! BRING A WHISTLE MUST FOLLOW EXACT GLOW STICK TRAIL … Continue ReadingTrail # 331 – Breaking Bad! Who’s On First & Game Ovary

Trail #330 – Rage Virus/ Fast Zombies! Motherload

Last month Motherload ran the Voodoo hash through the disease infested muck of city park. The pack went into the shiggy, but something else came out. 28 Days later, patient zero has been sighted on the West Bank. You are the survivors. Can you outrun the super rabies rage virus zombies and make it back to civilization? Get yourselves to the thrift store and come wearing a plain white tee, light colored scrubs or other light clothing that you don’t care about getting stained or dress as a other zombie movie cliche characters. Prizes will be given for the first survivor … Continue ReadingTrail #330 – Rage Virus/ Fast Zombies! Motherload

# 329 -The Hash Goes Camping, Woody Poke Her & Meowschwitz (Virgin Lay & Birthday Boy!)

Well, it’s the end of SUMMER, so all you Boys and Girls who have ever SCOUTed a trail (and even those who haven’t) to tune out the BAND, forget about RELIGION, and CONCENTRATE on finding a good camp costume Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight, whistle, and possibly some shiggy socks Date: Thursday, September 12th, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: The Hash Goes Camping Hare: Woody Poke Her and Meowschwitz (virgin lay & birthday boy) Beer Hare: Anaphylactic Cock Start: Corner of Monroe St. and Oak St. (catty corner to Bread on Oak) Pre -Lube: … Continue Reading# 329 -The Hash Goes Camping, Woody Poke Her & Meowschwitz (Virgin Lay & Birthday Boy!)

#328 – Football’s Back! Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

It’s that time of year where we got big sweaty men in tight pants manhandling each other to play with balls.  I’m talking football of course, so bust out your football gear and come play with Boudreaux’s Butt Paste! Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, September 5th, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Football’s Back! Hare:  Boudreaux’s Butt Paste Beer Hare: Fisty Cunt Start: Corner of Tulane Ave & LaSalle St.  (right in front of Tulane Medical Center) Pre -Lube: Handsome Willy’s, 218 S Robertson St  New Orleans, LA 70112 On-After: Handsome Willy’s

Trail # 327 – Summer Fun! Sir Yacksalot & Game Ovary

We are on the home stretch to the end of summer, with kids going back to school, a bevy of college coeds coming to town, football season and eventually it might cool down.  So let’s enjoy the last few weeks of summer and with a little backyard summer fun.  So come dressed in your fav summer gear, be prepared to get a little (or a lot) wet and enjoy the warm summer nights while you still can. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight, whistle and probably a change of dry clothes. Date: Thursday, August 29, 2013. 6:30 pm … Continue ReadingTrail # 327 – Summer Fun! Sir Yacksalot & Game Ovary