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Trail # 376 – Hash House Heroes! I Cum From a Clam Down Under (Virgin Lay), Asses Up!, No Cuntroll, Busted in BangCock (Virgin Lay)

  Hashers, the Crescent City needs your help! It’s time to dawn some uniforms and save the citizens from sobriety. And not just any old happy coats, either, but all our favorite saturday morning cartoon heroes! So bring out your Deadpools and don’t forget to bring a 6-er of super-serum.   Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, June 26, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme:Hash House Heroes Hare and Co-Hares: I Cum From a Clam Down Under (Virgin Lay), Asses Up!, No Cuntroll, Busted in BangCock (Virgin Lay) Beer Hare:TBD Start:  6th & Saratoga at the … Continue ReadingTrail # 376 – Hash House Heroes! I Cum From a Clam Down Under (Virgin Lay), Asses Up!, No Cuntroll, Busted in BangCock (Virgin Lay)

Trail # 375 – Do Whatcha Wanna! White Girl Wasted

  Wear your racist shit, break in those new shoes, fill the casket with lime-a-rita or whatever else ppl told you not to bring, walk if you feel like it, and rage against the rules!  Do whatcha wanna! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, June 19, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Do Whatcha You Wanna Hare and Co-Hares: White Girl Wasted Beer Hare: Intents to Pee Start: Cooter Brown’s, 509 S. Carrollton Ave, NOLA 70118 Pre-Lube Location: Cooter Brown’s On-After Location: Cooter Brown’s Dog Friendly?: Yes Dry Bag or Special Gear Needed? Just flashlight and whistle, or if … Continue ReadingTrail # 375 – Do Whatcha Wanna! White Girl Wasted

Trail # 374 -What You Want To Be When You Grow Up! Meowschwitz & Cummissioner Hard-On

Did you want to check over richer people’s bank accounts, or mow the lawn?  Is selling popcorn at the baseball game your dream career?  We didn’t think so!  Cum on out dressed as whatever it was you wanted to be when you ‘grew up’.  Did you want to be a fire-fighter?  Did you want to be a race car passenger?  Come show us your childhood asspirations.  Show us right meow. Flashlight mandatory, we will be on unlit streets. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, June 12, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: What … Continue ReadingTrail # 374 -What You Want To Be When You Grow Up! Meowschwitz & Cummissioner Hard-On

Trail # 373 – 2nd Anal Life Aquatic Hash! Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, Intents to Pee, Kiwiwiwi

 We want you to join our team. The team Zissou team! Get your red caps, your red speedos’ and  your blue track suits ready.  And any interns (Virgins)  you’re willing to  trade  to pirates  for the freedom  of your crew should  we sail through  restricted territory. Your campari to drink with  your crew  or  champagne to celebrate. Whatever you do, don’t lose  your esteban!   Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, June 5, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: 2nd Anal Life Aquatic Hash Hare and Co-Hares: Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, Intents … Continue ReadingTrail # 373 – 2nd Anal Life Aquatic Hash! Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, Intents to Pee, Kiwiwiwi

Trail # 372 – Wild West! Cockness Monster & Just Adrienne

Howdy, Wankers!  Cum Thursday, it will be time to put your dollars in your cock hole and show us what you are really packing, as we throw back to the wild wild west. Bring your best poker faces and be ready to lay your cunts on the table.  Winner take home Poker-her-hot-ass. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, May 29, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Wild West! Hare and Co-Hares: Cockness Monster & Just Adrienne Beer Hare: Drilling Me Softly Start: Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., NOLA  70118 Pre-Lube Location: Carrollton Station On-After … Continue ReadingTrail # 372 – Wild West! Cockness Monster & Just Adrienne