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Trail # 386 – 8 Bit Nintendo! What’s Warm?, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Motherload, Kiwi Wee Wee

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  Type in your cheat code, don your power glove;Let’s enter Hyrule to see what you’re made of.This is no easy journey, this is Simon’s Quest.Do you have what it takes to save your princess?Arrive on your Excitebike or in your Rad Racer,Take your best shot because you are the chaser.You may see Double Dragon when you hash with the Voodoo,But don’t think for a second you can fuck around in world 8-2.You must move like Bo Jackson through the Techmo Bowl,Press A to dodge Shiggy, B for potholes.Follow flour lines around the blocks like Tetris,They say even people from … Continue ReadingTrail # 386 – 8 Bit Nintendo! What’s Warm?, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Motherload, Kiwi Wee Wee

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Trail # 385 – Dumb and Dumber When Monster met Mother: Swim Suit Edition! Cockness Monster & Motherload

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    Come on out and celebrate one of these dumbasses birthday.  33 years of stupidity to reflect upon.  Since we are not in Colorado we will be donning swim wear as a salute to this suffocating heat.  The Mutt Cutt van is out of commission you will have to use those sticks you get around on to find the ultimate goal, BEER!  Bring your sluttiest swim wear and a healthy thirst for getting retarded.  Also acceptable costumes include any characters Harry and Lloyd have played, Vera De Milo, and Fire Marshal Bill cum to mind.  Our intelligence may be lacking but we must work out.  Stupid … Continue ReadingTrail # 385 – Dumb and Dumber When Monster met Mother: Swim Suit Edition! Cockness Monster & Motherload

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Trail # 384 -Suns Out, Guns Out & Skies Out, Thighs Out! Fucktard, In Tents to Pee, Kiwi Wee Wee, Just Tyler

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    Let’s celebrate the beginning of the end of this excruiating heat by showing off our summer tans.  Cum in your shortest shorts and skimpiest shirts. Suns Out, Guns Out – show off those weapons with tank tops and sleeveless shirts.  Sleeves will be penalized.  Skies Out, Thighs Out – As Just Tyler says “Glutes out for the sloots”. Do your shorts fit? Better go down a size…the shortest inseam will be rewarded. Please pick up trail treasure while on trail. And by Trail Treasure, I mean co-eds.   Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you … Continue ReadingTrail # 384 -Suns Out, Guns Out & Skies Out, Thighs Out! Fucktard, In Tents to Pee, Kiwi Wee Wee, Just Tyler

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Trail # 383 – Monty Python! Fucked by Mapquest & Kiwi Wee-Wee

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  Greeting Ladies and Bruces! Thanks to the gift of Atomic Mutation join some of the most foul tempered cruel hares – Arbitrary Country Penis Joke (who is not the messiah, just a very naughty boy), She’s a Lumberjack and She’s Okay, the Man from Scene 42, and the aptly named Sir Not Appearing at this Hash are Haring in the First Anal Monty Python Hash. There will be no questions about the nude in my bed. Please bare in mind that our chief weapon is fear. fear and surprise. our TWO chief weapons are fear, surprise and a ruthless … Continue ReadingTrail # 383 – Monty Python! Fucked by Mapquest & Kiwi Wee-Wee

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#382 – 6th or 7th Anal Red Skirt Run (I’ve lost count)- Everything Butt Sex, Motherload & Antaphylactic Cock

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No one has ever finished a hash and said, “Oh my God, Buttsex, we have way too much beer. What are we going to do with all of this beer?” The thing you need to do for this hash is bring extra beer. Fuck the normal 6 pack bullshit. You’re pre-lubing NOH3’s Red Dress Run. You’re the first impression a lot of hashers will get when visiting New Orleans. Whatever amount of beer you were thinking of buying,  buy 3 times that amount of beer. This hash will have multiple beer stops. Rumor mill says you might even find klassy … Continue Reading#382 – 6th or 7th Anal Red Skirt Run (I’ve lost count)- Everything Butt Sex, Motherload & Antaphylactic Cock