The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 385 – Dumb and Dumber When Monster met Mother: Swim Suit Edition! Cockness Monster & Motherload



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Come on out and celebrate one of these dumbasses birthday.  33 years of stupidity to reflect upon.  Since we are not in Colorado we will be donning swim wear as a salute to this suffocating heat.  The Mutt Cutt van is out of commission you will have to use those sticks you get around on to find the ultimate goal, BEER!  Bring your sluttiest swim wear and a healthy thirst for getting retarded.  Also acceptable costumes include any characters Harry and Lloyd have played, Vera De Milo, and Fire Marshal Bill cum to mind.  Our intelligence may be lacking but we must work out.  Stupid songs will follow.  Mock Yeah, Ing Yeah, Bird Yeah, Mocking Bird. 

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk of what you are drinking or more, flashlight, whistle. (possible multiple beer stops)

Date: Thursday, August 28, 2014. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!

Theme: Dumb and Dumber When Monster met Mother: Swim Suit Edition

Hares: Cockness Monster, Motherload

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

StartDat Bar Parking lot, 1012 Jefferson Hwy, New Orleans, LA 70121

Pre-Lube: Zaddies, 1200 Jefferson Hwy, NOLA 70121

On-After: Recovery Room Bar & Grill, 1715 Jefferson Hwy, New Orleans, LA 70121

Dog Friendly?: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? A little shiggy and you may get your shoes wet. 

Hash Announcements:

Hareraising for Oct & Nov to occur Tuesday Sept 2nd at noon. If you have questions on the process please email Texticle Teaser at

Voodoo Monkey IV – Save the Date! November 21-23

Voodoo Happi Coats – Want a nifty Purple and Black Voodoo Happi Coat to put your patches on? We are taking pre-orders now for the next order of coats (we need a minimum of 12) $40 cash only paid in advance. See Under Cummer for more info. (sizes are Asian so definitely try on someone’s to get a good idea of sizing).

Alabama Interhash (August 29-31st)

DC RDR – October 11th rego is up on hashspace!

CSH3 Jazz Funeral – Save the Date, October 17-19, 2014

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