Category: Trail Announcements

We’ve allllllll been there (well half of the population, but let’s not get me started on gender disparities). This week’s theme is a celebration of all those OH SHIT moments in life. Hariettes if you’re too nervous to even joke about it come dressed as plan B, the Taco Bell Fourthmeal, White Rabbit, or just come as Whordini (you’ll probably make circle?). All interpretations of “late” are accepted. Bonus points if you paint your face. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 10, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: I’m late (oh shit)! Start … Continue ReadingTrail #682 – Oh Shit, I’m Late!

Here’s to you, Hashiest Hasher. Whether you joined the Facebook group after your virgin trail, bought a Happi Coat when you earned your first patch, or just really, truly believe that what we need is one more choir practice, this trail is for you. Come decked out in your habbiest finest; we want to see shiggy socks, on-on shorts, Voodoo polos (Toyota can make you a deal if you don’t have one!) and your hash-named dog/cat/pet tree frog. Show off your hasher tattoos, ass to finest ass, cheek to roundest cheek. Solve trail with reckless abandon, whistles blaring, flashlights blazing, … Continue ReadingTrail #681 – Hail the Hashiest Hasher

Voodoo H3 Trail #680 Thursday, September 26 6:30 pm show/ 7 pm go! Theme: The DRANK Trail! I learned to DRANK a Red Snapper, Kamikaze, Long Island Ice Tea, White Russian, Fuzzy Navel, and a Sex on the Beach, Margarita, Bloody Mary, Sloe Gin Fizz, learned to DRANK em all, on the rocks with a twist, there’s a hash to attend that will get ya pretty smashed, call 419-8343! PS: May be a good idea to Uber/Lyft to this one! Attire: Your favorite beer or booze shirts Hare: CUM muter & Just Jack ? Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy Prelube: Homedale … Continue ReadingTrail #680 – The DRANK Trail!

DISCLAIMER ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS WRITE UP — EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE OR EVENTS — ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED — POORLY — THE FOLLOWING WRITE UP CONTAINS COURSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE Johnny, while you read this, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I hare in one week, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you, Johnny. … Continue ReadingTrail #679 – Luchedore’s be damned – Wrestling Goes Punk

R U a Nerd? Do you like problem solving? Well, grab your scantron sheet and #2 pencil because this trail is for you! Simply being fast will get failing marks, while a TI-85 and a broad understanding of STEM courses will have you at the top of the class! There will be a bunch of question checks (?) along trail, and the hounds will be forced to solve each problem to find out which way to proceed. Don’t bother searching for trail either as it’ll be a good bit before you find out whether or not you’ve passed the test. … Continue ReadingTrail# 678 – STEM