Trail #681 – Hail the Hashiest Hasher

Here’s to you, Hashiest Hasher. Whether you joined the Facebook group after your virgin trail, bought a Happi Coat when you earned your first patch, or just really, truly believe that what we need is one more choir practice, this trail is for you. Come decked out in your habbiest finest; we want to see shiggy socks, on-on shorts, Voodoo polos (Toyota can make you a deal if you don’t have one!) and your hash-named dog/cat/pet tree frog. Show off your hasher tattoos, ass to finest ass, cheek to roundest cheek. Solve trail with reckless abandon, whistles blaring, flashlights blazing, neighbors calling the NOPD in your wake. Sure, it’s not a race, but who doesn’t secretly revel in being FRB/FBI? Debate whether a directional is a check. Call people out for tech on trail. Make ’em drink for nerd names. Lead the Circle in singing My-Name-is-Jack-Who-Used-to-Work-in-Chicago-with-Yogi-Bear for 20 minutes. Marry another hasher despite swearing you would never. Tonight, we unapologetically celebrate it all.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, October 3, 2019

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Hail the Hashiest Hasher

Start Address: The park in front of Kingpin (1307 Lyons St. 70115)

Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? and The Iceman Thumbeth

Beer hare: In Tents to Pee

Pre-Lube: Kingpin (1307 Lyons St. 70115)

On-After: Kingpin (1307 Lyons St. 70115) ; alternate on-after is Creole Creamery (cash only, closes at 10 PM)

Dog Friendly: Yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your head-to-toe finest haberdashery; whistle; flashlight

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: T/E split; Eagle trail is 3.5 miles

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