Author: Everything Butt Sex

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Hash Trash – Pretty in Pink.

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So since this was probably 8 Lays double day she couldn’t make it to the hash. If you didn’t cum, or if you did cum you might not know that the trail was completely opposite of our hares, Long. Yes it was long and only I, a Virgin, and a few Just Wankers completed TT. To them I say whip it out (or stick “it” in for Just Sarah) and have a good ol time. Bumble Tard and Skin Whistle led us through old Metry and probably scared the shit out of some rich bastards. That might be why the … Continue ReadingHash Trash – Pretty in Pink.

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#156 – Pretty in Pink

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Pink, pink, pink. What can I think of that is pink in order to celebrate this week’s theme? I guess we could go with the pop star. Pink hot dogs, pink tacos, pink ribbons so we can have more breast in the world. We could put one in the pink and two in the stink. Maybe that’s the other way around for you people not named after butt sex. On-On, Everything Butt Sex Hares: Skin Whistle and Bumbletard Theme: Pretty in Pink Location: 701 Metairie Rd Metairie, LA 70005; Old Metairie Village Shopping Center; Right next to the Blockbuster. Time: … Continue Reading#156 – Pretty in Pink

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#155 – With this beer, I thee wed.

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Dearly intoxicated, we will gather in Lakeview on Thursday in the presence of the Pack to join Skin Whistle and Dry Hole in holy mattress monkey. Attesting to their dreary and lonely lives, they have now resolved to end each future hash by going home and getting lucky every time without need for self-gratification or technology. We will celebrate the end of their wanking ways and to cheer in the joy of sex outside masturbation. Skin Whistle promises to take Dry Hole for better or for worse, on the rag and in health, on bad hair days and good, to … Continue Reading#155 – With this beer, I thee wed.

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#154 – Black and Bold

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Saints Official 2010 Kickoff extravaganza is upon us. We know parking in the cbd/quarter is going to be a bitch. And, Lick A Lotta Cock has a leftover keg she wants us to chip in $5 on. So, we aren’t going to attempt to get completely down and dirty in the quarter and have decided to start in or around the parking lot at Magazine and Girod. Hipsters and treehuggers may recognize this as the lot where they have the Saturday morning farmers market. But, as some of you may know, the NFL Kickoff parade is ending at Girod and … Continue Reading#154 – Black and Bold

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#153 – I ♥ the 80s

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Love it or hate it, that 80s happened. We had neon clothing, rad sunglasses, jellies, layered shiggy socks, baja hoodies, member only jackets, and hair was abundant everywhere. No worries, if you still need inspiration to dress up for this week’s theme. I got you covered. We’re meeting in the giant field behind Sake Cafe and Houston’s. Before that, we’re pre-lubing at the daiquiri shop next door. Get your Chuck Taylor’s and remember to pump your high tops before trail this week. It’ll be a thriller. On-On, Everything Butt Sex. Hares: Everything Butt Sex, BabyFacial (Born again Virgin Lay), Princess … Continue Reading#153 – I ♥ the 80s