Author: Everything Butt Sex

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#176 – Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses

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In a tradition of keeping the hash hard core; I present to you, Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses. Jefferson Starfish and I are taking you (mostly) off road this week. We’re starting at the Shimmy Shack. Now that Any Cock will Duex has left us for Phoenix, I better see some dedicated princesses on trail to take his place. You better recognize, because the Wu-Tang clan ain’t nothin to fuck with. on-on, Everything Butt Sex Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? … Continue Reading#176 – Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses

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#175 – You’ve been pwned

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Before you read about this week’s hash info, click on the best clip on the internet. OK, now…Comic Con is in NOLA this week. Don’t sit on your ass and be all alone and sad like Neo or Ted. Put on your robe and wizard hat and get out to the hash this week. It’s a geek theme. The stakes are high this Thursday. 1000’s of people will have better costumes than anything you have ever thought up. Just Jack; you can fit right in by showing up as Pedobear with those damn sleeves you got. I know those hares … Continue Reading#175 – You’ve been pwned

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#174 – It’s a Westbank Thang!

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Just like so many Immaculata and Blenk school girls, Bunk Bunk Whoops is having her virgin lay on the Westbank this week. Let’s face it. Those whores never waited for prom season. Why should she? If you want to cum watch Bumbletard either go easy on her, or go rough on her on her first time, you’re going to have make your way down to Huey P. Long Park, in Gretna. B-tard also said he may cater food. If he doesn’t produce we’ll just make him drink for it. Hare: Bumbletard, Bunk Bunk WHOOPS (Virgin Lay) Theme: Da Westbank Bra, … Continue Reading#174 – It’s a Westbank Thang!

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Hash Trash

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Note: I know Hash Trash has been lacking. That’s because we use to have a pretty decent hash scribe that went by the name of 8 lays a week. Unfortunately, her tits have shrunk and vagina has dried up and bitch can’t cum for shit anymore. Until I see her at a hash again, I will only refer to her as 0 lays a week. In the meantime, you get to enjoy my bad grammer and vulgarities. I gotta admit, when Puppy Love Machine said we were running in the East, I was so nervous you would have thought I … Continue ReadingHash Trash

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#173 – Far East

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Bring your flashlight. The infamous Puppy Love is bringing out of our safety zone this week. Bring your flashlight. The run starts so fucking far East of New Orleans the closest thing you can find to a po-boy is those delicious sandwiches made at Dong Phuong. Bring your flashlight. It’s an all shiggy run. Bring your flashlight. You can dress up as damn near anything, (bring your flashlight) whether it be Muslim, Buddist, Hindi, North Korean; basically anything but you’re Anglo-Saxon ass. Bring your flashlight. Hell, maybe even Dickie Wong will come out of hiding this week. Bring your flashlight. … Continue Reading#173 – Far East