This Thursday would be my BFF Scout’s 15th Birthday, but God is a dick. In celebration of this Party Wolf Bitch (and she was completely), let’s down some beer, howl at the moon, share some past puppy tails, and log some miles in the Bywater. Please bring extra money, and buy a beer or two from Parleaux at start to support my fav local brewery. Also, there will be a couple of shot checks and one BN.
Life is Ruff, so Drink.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, a mask, wolf-themed attire
Date: Thursday, August 20th
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Yeah, Right)
Theme: Party Wolf Hash
Start Address: Royal St. and Lesseps St.
Hare & Co-hares: Shitler’s List
Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang
Pre-Lube: Parleaux (to geaux) … Bring some money and fill your cooler.
On-After: Like that exists right now
Dog Friendly: It’s outside and there are no ladders involved, so …
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No. Bring a MOFO Whistle. Ensure you bring your own, personal cooler for your beers.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). If I determine that there is a need for a walkers’ trail, I will pre-lay one.
Trail is A to A