Trail #589 – “Like A Virgin” – Just Noel, mr. hED

I made it through that shitty trail
Somehow I made it through
Didn’t know how lost I was until I found True
I was dead fucking last, I’d been passed
I was sad and sober, but this chance made me feel
Yeah, this has made me feel shiny and new
Like a virgin
Haring for the very first time
Laying like a virgin
With your footsteps behind mine
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, March 8, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Like A Virgin (Haring for the very first time)
Start Address: Coliseum Square Park (1708 Coliseum St, New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Just Noel and Mr. hEd
Beer hare: Needs More Insemination
Pre-Lube: Barrel Proof (1201 Magazine St, NOLA 70130 )
On-After: Half Moon (1125 St Mary St, NOLA 70130)
Dog Friendly: Yes
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring your most virginal outfit: chastity belts, penis cages, white tutus, your first, second, and third wedding dresses– whatever makes you feel like it’s your first time again. Don’t worry, this time will be MUCH better– teamwork makes the dream work, after all!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Please indicate if there will be a separate walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split(s) in this section.
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