Trail # 588 – The Greatest Holiday That Never Was – Mr. hED, Whordini, Banana Slit, and surprise mystery Kitty harePosted February 28th, 2018 by Twater Sports
Remember the eleventh episode in Season 3 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where Sabrina accidentally erases Christmas from history and then has to work with Father Christmas to get it unerased? (Yeah, it’s my favorite episode too!!!!) Well, as you know, in that episode we find out that the beloved holiday Bobunk was permanently erased from history by Salem the Cat! Bobunk is a celebration of cats, food, liquor, food with liquor in it and food shaped liked cats.(We’re only guessing. The holiday was erased from the world’s memory).
Feel free to dress in your most tradition Bobunk attire. Alternatively you can come dressed as a cat or a witch, or get some more use out of that ugly holiday sweater.
So come out right meow to celebrate The Greatest Holiday That Never Was!
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Trail is SPOOOOOOKY (the hares crossed about a dozen black cats, including one that jumped from the top of a light pole. Bring your whistle and flashlight or else you may end up wandering the shady streets of 7th ward alone (besides the cats. They’ll definitely be there).
Date: Thursday, March 1, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: It’s Bobunk!
Start Address: Hi Ho Lounge,
Hare & Co-hares: Mr.hEd, Whordini, Banana Slit, mystery kitty hare
Beer hare: ¿Quesa-did-her?
Pre-Lube: Hi-Ho Lounge, 2239 Saint Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117
On-After: Kajun’s Pub, 2256 St Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117
Dog Friendly: Only if your dog can sing some mean karaoke.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? FLASHLIGHT. Can’t emphasize that enough. Whistles are cool too. Rape horns are useful.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 5 miles for runners. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Separate walking trail for merrymaking Bobunkers who are bad at multitasking.
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