The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #575 – “Top Gun” – Whoredini & Q.E. Oui Oui

(To the tune of danger zone)
Picking up your 6 pack,
You know that bottles aren’t preferred.
Get yourself a dollar,
Brining coins would be absurd.
Hashing in to hangover.
Down-down right into a hangover.
Heading into shiggy,
I see a tit check on my right.
Got you running from a check back,
Hoping beer near is in sight.
Hashing in to hangover.
The Hares have got you hashing into hangover.
You gotta blow that trail whistle,
When you’ve got 3 blobs for an on-on.
Never know what’s up ahead.
Are you going which-y right or which-y wrong?
You’ve found a YBF,
And that’s a fucking travesty.
Go back to that check,
Seek out where you’re supposed to be.
Hashing in to hangover.
The hares have got you hashing into hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
Down-down right into a hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
The hares have got you hashing into hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
Down-down right into a hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
The hares have got you hashing into hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
Down-down right into a hangover.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 30, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7pm GO!
Theme: Top Gun – Get your aviators & your flight suits ready, because we are going to the DANGER ZONE!
Start Address: Avenue Pub (1732 St. Charles Ave., New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Whoredini & Q.E. Oui Oui
Beer hare: Pussy Whisker
Pre-Lube: Avenue Pub (1732 St. Charles Ave.)
On-After: Avenue Pub
Dog Friendly: As long as they’ve got the need… the need for speed!
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Boyd oil for playing volleyball, That lovin’ feeling
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Walkers follow trail.
 
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The next round of HARERAISING coming to a bar near you this week! Hareraiser extraordinaire, Kitty Foster, Tits Don’t Fit is bringing you back to the preFacebook era of 2002 where we all got drunk in person, signed up for shit that we don’t remember, and checked our flip phone T9 SMS the next morning breaking the news that you’re NEXT WEEK’S HARE!!!

Unfortunately, due to my long distance boo and work schedule I’m not sure I will be able to attend the Xmas party for a live hareraising, so in lieu of that plan I will be posting throughout the week in which bar you can track me down (let’s be honest it’ll be Finn McCool’s). Think of it as live bonus trail #69: Chase TDF.

Fun Facts:

-Hareraising period: Dec. 7, 2017 – March 22, 2018 
-I will have a REAL PAPER CALENDAR – first come first serve.
-Analversaries still stand – Dec. 14 (Hanukkah), Jan 4 (Comic On), and Feb 8 (Muses) taken
-You can only reserve one date within the window, but can co-hare as often as your friends will have you!
-March 15th & 22nd The Jolly Rogers Hash Cruise will be in town, VDH3 is looking for eager, competent hares to coordinate these two trails with our visiting comrades! Turn out will likely be 70+
If you are unable to come to Finn’s (or other bars I go to) because you have been added to their “Do Not Serve” list, please email voodoohash@gmail.com to reserve a date. Priority will be given to live reservations, but we don’t want to alienate willing participants!
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