Trail # 507 – The ButtHurt Report – IHOV and Dead Cell

Prepare to get your whine on…it’s the butt hurt trail…no costume, no theme, glass encouraged..(snicker), no meat in the snack kitty, shiggy (urban and real), water ..lots of mosquitoes ……..and shocker, no walker’s trail……Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight and a bad attitude

Date: Thursday, Sept. 29  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme: If you ain’t butt hurt, you ain’t been on trail

Start: Stallings Playground, Lapeyrouse St side  1600 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: IHOV and Dead Cell

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Pre-Lube Location: Seahorse Saloon,1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: Jockey Pub,1841 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?: If they like skeeters, shiggy and water

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Bug spray…..most definitely. head lamp or torch,….shiggy socks..yeah, bug spray..yes Slam you too, butt hurt report

Any specific info the pack may need? BUG SPRAY

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) : 4 ish miles

Trail is A to A*

Separate Walkers trail? Turkey/Eagle split: Nope and nope..there will be water.. there will be some blood suckin’ bugs…..for all! Walkers may be cut a break in the end…but probably not 😊