Trail #561 – “IDGF” Deal Cell

“IDGF” – Deal Cell Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: August 31, 2017 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: I don’t give a fuck cause I don’t do themes anyway. Pick your own theme or wear hash attire at least. Start Address: 400 Esplanade Ave. behind the Mint (not a lot of FQ parking plan according)     Hares: Dead Cell Beer Hare: Virgin Mutha Prelube: Checkpoint Charlie’s (501 Esplanade Ave., New Orleans, LA 70116) On-After: I don’t know, maybe ASS (American Sports Saloon)   Dog Friendly: Sure, but there will be crowds. Make sure it’s a nice dog. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or … Continue ReadingTrail #561 – “IDGF” Deal Cell

Trail # 525 – Shitty Trail – Saved by the Bush, Dead Cell, Ur(in)e Circle

This week’s trail will be out of the city Pussing out would be such a pitty You get to drink beer And sing some and jeer When this trail is said to be shitty Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: January 26, 2017 Theme: Dress however you want to. More will be revealed at Chalk Talk….   Start:  Jefferson Playground. 4100 South Dr, New Orleans, LA 70121 Hare and Co-Hares: Saved by the Bush, Deadcell, Ur(in)e Circle Beer Hare: Cock-A-Booty Boo Pre-Lube Location: Rivershack Tavern. 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121 On-After Location: Rivershack Tavern 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121 … Continue ReadingTrail # 525 – Shitty Trail – Saved by the Bush, Dead Cell, Ur(in)e Circle

Trail # 519 – Dead Cell, Grand Opening, Filet Me Lay Me – Jammie Jam Hash

The weather outside is frightful, but the trail is so delightful.  And since we’ve no place (else) to go, Follow trail to On In or Ni No. Don your favorite onesie or Jammies for the resurrection of the Jammie Jam hash!  We will enjoy a fantastic trail through Metairie, and there are sure to be some Christmas lights along the way. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Dec. 15th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Jammie Jam Res-Erection Start: 2205 David Dr. Metairie, LA (empty field next door) Hare and Co-Hares: Dead Cell, Grand Opening, & Filet Me, … Continue ReadingTrail # 519 – Dead Cell, Grand Opening, Filet Me Lay Me – Jammie Jam Hash

Trail # 510 – DX Run – In Tents to Pee, Dead Cell, and KW Drunk

Are you ready? Look in my eyes, what do you see? The cult of personality. I know your anger, I know your dreams I’ve been everything you want to be. We’re here to show the world the VooDoo DX run Woo Woo Woo, you know it! Oh you didn’t know? Your ass better call somebody Because it’s time to play the game, we’ve got the moves, that really move ‘em. We send chills up and down your spines. To cure this we will start at Fharmacy. Prepare to join the YES movement and follow buzzards Dead Cell, Jake The Snake … Continue ReadingTrail # 510 – DX Run – In Tents to Pee, Dead Cell, and KW Drunk

Trail # 507 – The ButtHurt Report – IHOV and Dead Cell

Prepare to get your whine on…it’s the butt hurt trail…no costume, no theme, glass encouraged..(snicker), no meat in the snack kitty, shiggy (urban and real), water ..lots of mosquitoes ……..and shocker, no walker’s trail……Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight and a bad attitude Date: Thursday, Sept. 29  6:30 Show, 7 pm Go! Theme: If you ain’t butt hurt, you ain’t been on trail Start: Stallings Playground, Lapeyrouse St side  1600 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare and Co-Hares: IHOV and Dead Cell Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker Pre-Lube Location: Seahorse Saloon,1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119 On-After Location: Jockey Pub,1841 … Continue ReadingTrail # 507 – The ButtHurt Report – IHOV and Dead Cell