Trail # 440 – Anal Red Skirt Run! Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness MonsterPosted July 31st, 2015 by hareraiser
Come one, CUM AGAIN! To the grade 4 ring circus of VOOODOO Hash House Harriers RED SKIRT RUN brought to you by Pimping and Pandering and Scouts On Her!
Step right up! We have something for everyone! Like Shiggy and racists! We’ve got that! Like a gentle exploration of the lovely city of New Orleans? Got that too! How bout a lovely pubcrawl following a hot piece of ass and a sexy panda bear? Yup So step right up, get your rego, grab a beer and ON-On to the Red Skirt Run!
This lovely trail will be bike friendly, foot friendly and accessible to all peoples. It is also A-B PAY ATTENTION ASSHOLES, A-B!!!! So you are strongly encouraged to take a cab, a bike, an Uber, a carpool, a public transportation (streetcar or bus maps and links attached).
There will be 3 trail options available: Fat boy/walker trail, average runner trail, ballbuster trail.
When: Thursday, August 6, 2015, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm hares away!
Bring: $1 (no coins please), a minimum of a 6 pk (but you can and probably should bring more), flashlight, whistle and ID!
Theme: Red Skirt Run! Wear a red skirt duh!
Start: Esplanade traffic circle just inside City Park, Dreyfous Dr and Lelong Dr. New Orleans LA
Pre Lube: Liuzza’s at the Track (1518 N Lopez, NOLA 70119)/ RDR Registration at the Fair Grounds (1751 Gentilly Blvd, NOLA 70119)
On After: Handsome Willy’s, 218 S. Robertson New Orleans 70112
Hares: Scouts On Her, Pimping and Pandering, Urine Asian, Kiwi Wiwi, Jackrophilac, Cockness Monster
Beer Hare: Tidy Bowl Man
Sag Wagon: TBA
Dog Friendly: It sure is, provided they aren’t terrorists or ill behaved shits! (please make sure that all dogs are leashed, and please make sure to provide water for them.)
Where to get beer near start: Canesco’s Market, 3135 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119
Transportation Options (Please note trail is A to far B!):
From Downtown/French Quarter
Car – you can drive to start and there will be a plan to carpool people back to start but you will likely have been drinking, DON’T DRINK & DRIVE!
Public Transportation – ($1.25) 2 major lines will drop you right at start
–# 91 Jackson/Esplanade – get on around Rampart and get off at start, get off at the stop near Mystery Street if you still need to grab beer and hit up Canesco’s Market. http://www.norta.com/Maps-Schedules/System-Map/Line.aspx?ID=9575
— #48 Canal/City Park/Museum (not the Cemeteries!) – grab anywhere along Canal St going away from the river. Due to construction they are running buses rather than streetcars along the line. http://www.norta.com/Maps-Schedules/System-Map/Line.aspx?ID=9560
Uber —Uber is in the city and a ride will be between $12-$20. Request to go to New Orleans Museum of Art. If you don’t already have the app you can download here and the first ride (up to $20) is free. https://get.uber.com/invite/0bwk7
Taxis – If you are downtown or in the French Quarter you can hop into a taxi and tell them to take you to by New Orleans Museum of Art
From RDR Expo at the Fairgrounds (1751 Gentilly Blvd, NOLA 70124)
Expo to Start
it’s about a mile away and probably easiest to carpool, walk or drive to start.
If you have specific questions feel free to post on the Voodoo FB page or email firstname.lastname@example.org