The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 324 Red Skirt Run! Lick Her Twice & Mystery Hares

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It’s that time in New Orleans.

August rolls around.  Everyone is hot, sweaty, and cranky.  Tourism hits an all-time low.  Service industry starts eating Ramen to make it until football season.  Harrierettes on their period rejoice at the prospect of wearing RED.

It is time.  Red time.  Red dress time.  What? No.

This is Voodoo.  We don’t put on events for thousands of people.  That’s too much work.  Skirts are also sluttier than dresses.  That crap’s too classy for the likes of us.

Instead we do our regular ol’ trail on Thursday as usual.  No extra rego.  $1 and a 6 pack.  Voodoo doesn’t provide beer or kegs.  Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat.  Bring your own hooch.  We’ll have ice to put it on.  Coincidentally, we get 100+ out-of-town hashers showing up for our trail and circle.  Why? Who cares.  We’re just that awesome.

Get over to Goodwill or somewhere swankier and get the skankiest, reddest darn skirt you can find.  It’s the pre-pre-lube for the big weekend coming up.  Red Skirt is MANDATORY for this hash!

The trail is being laid by Voodoo’s sexiest hares.  Who are they? Show up and find out.  We promise trail won’t suck.  But hares lie.

Check out this document one of the hares wrote up; it will be the way trail is laid, which might be foreign to other kennels (and to a lot of Voodoo hashers, since nobody seems to follow trail anyway).  Familiarize yourself with any unknown marks or indicators of True Trail.  It might save you a YBF!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OX6-tF9cskctAvrd61vfqDSdohHCe9CbKipQn8cboLY/pub

Walker trail provided for DFLs; Turkey-Eagle split anticipated for FRBs and FBIs.  Trail is A-B-A1.  Trail will be marked with chalk and flour dyed red with tempura paint powder.

Date: Thursday, August 8th, 2013 6:30 show up, 7:00 hares away!

Hash Cash: $1, BYOB (6 beers recommended),  ID required. 

Theme: Red Skirt Run; RED SKIRT REQUIRED (not associated with NOH3 or the Red Dress Run)

Hares: Lick Her Twice, Mystery Hares!

Beer Hare: Minnie Pearl Necklace and Scarlett O’Hogger

Shag Wagon: Taco Rim Job

RA: Jizz Rag, with special guest Everything Butt Sex (if he isn’t too drunk)

 Start: Old US Mint 400 Esplanade Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After: Maison, 508 Frenchman St, NOLA 70116 (serves food, no cover!) http://www.maisonfrenchmen.com/dinner-menu/

On-On After: R-Bar, 1431 Royal St, NOLA 70116

A place to buy your 6-pack close to the start:

J C Grocery

1212 Decatur Street,  New Orleans, LA 70116

Esplanade Mini Mart

839 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

A place to eat close to start (there are other restaurants on Esplanade and Frenchman as well):

Port of Call 838 Esplanade Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70116

Mona’s  504 Frenchman St, NOLA (veggie friendly)

New Orleans Taxi Numbers:

Nawlins Cab (they also have an app for iPhone and Android) 504-522-9059

United Cab  504-522-9771

Yellow Cab has an app called “Taxi Magic.”, 504-207-777

Parking Tips:

Parking is difficult in the French Quarter and Marigny; here are some street signs to help you find a (legal) spot where you might be able to leave your car overnight if necessary:http://www.vieuxcarre.org/signs/signs.htm

 

Parking meters are enforced Monday-Saturday, 8:00am to 6:00pm.  If you park at a meter after 6:00pm, it is free, but you need to retrieve your car by 8:00am to avoid a $20-$40 ticket.

There is also a paid lot very close to the start.  It is $5 for up to 9 hours; it goes up to $8-$15 for 12 hours (rates change on Friday, not sure if you would get Thursday rate) if you get too drunk to drive home:

Ace Parking

2122 Decatur St
New Orleans, LA 70116

http://www.parkme.com/map/?lot=116065

Cultural New Orleans Educational Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgoyVRO0A0E

Hash Announcements

Red Dress Run – Rego can be picked up in advance at the New Orleans Fairgrounds 1751 Gentilly Blvd. , NOLA on Thursday August 8th from 5 pm – 9 pm and Friday August 9th from 4:30 pm – 9 pm. (otherwise pick up Saturday morning) You must have your ID and can only pick up your own rego.  The earlier you pick up your packet the better.

Crescent Shiggy RDR Pick Up Hash – Friday August 9th City Park 11:30 am meet 12 pm Go! more info here  https://www.facebook.com/events/197144143782175/

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