The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 323 – A Hash Love Story, Honkey Dong & Fried Chicken Snatch

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These two love birds are back from their honeymoon and moving to Kentucky.  Coincidence, Fried Chicken Snatch?  I think not.  Come out to celebrate A Hash Love Story this week and help send off Honkey Dong and Fried Chicken Snatch in proper hash fashion.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pk, flashlight, whistle, whips, condoms, and any other love making necessities
When: Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO!
Theme: A Hash Love Story
Hare(s): Honkey Dong and Fried Chicken Snatch
Beer Hare: Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard

RA: Pussy Whisker

Start: 5700 Wisner Blvd. – between Filmore and the US Agriculture facility
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans LA where Snatch’s virgin hash began… many thanks to Buttsex.
On-After: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N. Jefferson Davis Parkway where Honkey first made a fool of himself in the name of love.

PS – I hear Fried Chicken Snatch is training to do a full marathon by the end of the year so expect this one to be a ball buster! Damn Racist!

Hash Announcements

Happi Coats are in! If you pre-ordered a Happi Coat they will be available for pick up at this week’s hash.  If you forgot to order one a few extra were bought and will be available first come, first serve $40 cash only.

New Orleans Red Dress Run nolareddress.com August 9-11. Rego is going to go up at the beginning of August so register ASAP if you haven’t already.

Rego pick up begins Thursday August 8th at the Fairgrounds @ 5 pm.  Everyone is encouraged to pick up their packets earlier rather than later.  You must have your ID and can only pick up your own packet.

Next week is our Anal Red Skirt Run! Red Skirt is required and we ask that everyone brings their ID!

 

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