Time to run off all that Christmas ham! Before your love handles turn into the size of mutant sea cucumbers, put on your shrimpin’ boots– ’cause we’re hashing in Da Parish this week, ya’eard me?! It’s been 7 months since the last time we ran in Arabi, so quit yer bitchin’, brah. Hopefully two of our resident Chalmettians will bring us another awesome shiggy trail. Cop-us no catchus, frost-us no biteus, ankle-us no sprainus…
Date: Thursday, December 29, 2011
Start: Hideout Bar & Grill, 86 Norton Ave, Arabi, LA 70032
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Last Action Queer-o & Honkey Dong
Cost: $1 (no coins plz) and a dick pack of sixie… *burp* I mean six pack of Dixie…
Bring: Whistle, flashlight, and your Wonder Woman Underoos.