Take a moment today to remember a fallen Irish Assholdier.
No, no, not a soldier, an Assholdier like us, fool.
Hares: Just Dave (virgin lay), Penis Fly Crap (virgin lay), In-Dickcision
When: November 12th, 6:30 pm
Where: Constance St. and 3rd St. (The Irish Channel)
Theme: Warrior, Uniform or Braveheart style
$1 and a 6-pack, $6 if you neglect our thirsty clan of their war spoils (by not bringing beer). Bring cash for on-after at a nearby bar that’s expecting some rowdy hashers. Oh, and do remember your flashlight and whistle, you’ll regret it if you don’t.
*Edit by Pastor Bait-Her: Who all seen the Leprechaun say ‘yeah!’