The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 540 – 6th Anal German Sparkle Party – ReTardis and Conjugal Visitor

Jah, it’s dat time of year again. Grab your rubber boots and pah-ty pants. Your sequins and glitter. And don’t forget to spah-kle. As usual BY SHOWING UP TO THIS TRAIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU WILL BE GLITTER BOMBED. Seriously, it’s not just a possibility, that is a guarantee. ​ Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, […]


Trail # 487 – 5th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTARDIS and Conjugal Visitor

Ja, it is the German Sparkle Party. Ze Germans just keep cumming! Bring out those pah-ty pants, rubber boots, sparkles,sequins, and GLITTER! As always: BY SHOWING UP TO THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, and Glitter Date: Thursday, May 19th 6:30 Show, 7 pm GO! Theme: […]


Trail # 459 – Hanukkah Hash! Retardis, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Clitoria’s Secret

Alas, the festival of lights is upon us. The time to reflect on the miracle visited upon the Maccabees. While rising up against Greek oppression, oil, only enough to burn for one day, burned for eight and…. Y’all don’t really care. We’re gonna drink manischewitz, spin dreidels, and make it hail gelt. Grab your Yarlmulke […]

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Trail #427 – 4th Anal German Sparkle Party! ReTardis & Conjugal Visitor

    German Sparkle Party Video Ja, it zat time of ze year. Ze Gerhmans are cumming and zey are fabulous. Bring your party pants, rubber boot, and hahahahahaha (creepy laugh). As always, BY SHOWING UP AT THE HASH YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED. If you don’t show up in costume, your are guaranteed […]


Trail #388 Pop Stars! ReTardis & P.O.O.P.(Virgin Lay)

From Adele to Zombie. All pop though the ages. Now, Pappa Don’t Preach, that this is a boring theme, if you just Take A Chance On Me I promise to have you seeing Blurred Lines by the End Of The Road. Don’t worry if you Think We’re Alone Now, just follow trail and you’ll end […]